WeAreElgin Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Up the Linlithgow rose. Did you think that was a Celtic fan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 I like it on the orange table in America for 30 months because I think it's really clever that I can't just post a link to Breast Cancer Awareness. Fuds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) My sister has just been tagged in a photo by someone with the surname "Wankova". She's quite the fox (Wankova, not my sister). It's going to take every bit of my inner resolve not to post something edgy or hilarious not hilarious but sleazy as f**k. In an AustinPowers style, how much fun you could have if her first name is Ivana. Even if her initial is I then there is a huge scope for not so subtle puns Ivana Wankova. That has just become my favourite name ever Edited October 19, 2013 by I'm Brian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 My sister has just been tagged in a photo by someone with the surname "Wankova". She's quite the fox (Wankova, not my sister). It's going to take every bit of my inner resolve not to post something edgy or hilarious not hilarious but sleazy as f**k. Any pictures? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Apologies. Since checked her sober, and it turns out she's a bit of a bobfoc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Time for a quick quiz....How well do you know your facebook lynch mob? ------------------------------------ ELDERLY WOMAN CONNED, SOUTH ROAD, DUNDEETayside Division is making enquiries after an elderly woman was conned by a young woman who claimed she needed assistance as her car had broken down.The suspect called at the home of the 76-year old woman on South Road, Dundee at 11.45am on Saturday, October 19, saying she needed water for her car. The householder agreed to help and invited the woman into her home. When the suspect left, the elderly woman noticed her wallet was missing.The navy-coloured wallet contained a three figure sum of money. Also stolen were sentimental family photographs.The suspect is described as being 18-22 years old, about five feet four inches tall of slim build, wearing a red coloured top.Anyone who knows who is responsible should contact Tayside Division on 101. Alternatively information can be passed anonymously via the charity Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111. --------------------- Guess the first 2 comments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Something referring to junkies and hang the b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Scum. Sub-human scum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Something about booting her in the hole and arming pensioners with sub-machine guns? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Got to be immigrants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Gypsies/junkies are the usual culprits. A just isn't safe anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Cardinal wins, multiple scum comments, also junkies and even 'we should break her fingers' from the more militant commenters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) Cardinal wins, multiple scum comments, also junkies and even 'we should break her fingers' from the more militant commenters Woo hoo. At least some good has come from this. Is my prize a wallet containing a three figure sum of money and some family photographs? You have to wonder about the stupidity of people posting threats on the Police Facebook page. Edited October 22, 2013 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 You can have the money, but I'm keepin the photos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Some twat who posts a load of Amry pish, took his dickhead posting style to a new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Some twat who posts a load of Amry pish, took his dickhead posting style to a new level. Now I'm old, we have no cents Paid for the spivs, now ibrox is our to rent We died from debts we didn't pay, a big bad man did it and ran away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Young Single Mum taking on eh....Young Single Mums 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 One of the 'full time mummy's on mine is having her bi-monthly, "Having a Facebook friends clearout. Don't be offended if I unfriend you, it's just that there's no point being on my friends list if you're not going to communicate with me". In other words, "I'm taking the huff because you haven't 'Liked' the banal statuses/photos about my bairns/wedding (from 6 years ago)/dead Gran/Jeremy Kyle updates and I know posting this will spark a load of 'Don't delete me ***' posts". Thing is, she posts this every couple of weeks yet her number of friends never changes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Some twat who posts a load of Amry pish, took his dickhead posting style to a new level. "Sence" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 One of the 'full time mummy's on mine is having her bi-monthly, "Having a Facebook friends clearout. Don't be offended if I unfriend you, it's just that there's no point being on my friends list if you're not going to communicate with me". In other words, "I'm taking the huff because you haven't 'Liked' the banal statuses/photos about my bairns/wedding (from 6 years ago)/dead Gran/Jeremy Kyle updates and I know posting this will spark a load of 'Don't delete me ***' posts". Thing is, she posts this every couple of weeks yet her number of friends never changes. Genuinely the worst kind of person around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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