Ned Nederlander Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 'Door' is supposed to be an acceptable answer although folk will maintain that the correct answer is 'eyes' !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 There's a Facebook page sprung up for "Build A Primark In Falkirk". Just what we need, a place for schemey nedettes in their onesies doing their shopping. As if Falkirk town centre isn't bad enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) First of all an annoying thing - that hoax picture of a girl who is claimed to have been abducted by a Muslamic rape gang (or ray gun) in Croydon. The real annoying factor is that some people seem to think that if a 6 year old photogenic white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes is abducted by a gang of child groomers in London, that it wouldn't make the national news and spark nationwide searches, and would require to be shared on facebook to raise awareness. Fucking hell. I'm more annoyed at myself about the second one - someone I know liked a heartfelt tribute to what appears to be a relatively young lassie who has died, but I lol'ed a fair bit at the opening phrase 'Heaven has gained a beautiful angle...' Edited October 28, 2013 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 First of all an annoying thing - that hoax picture of a girl who is claimed to have been abducted by a Muslamic rape gang (or ray gun) in Croydon. The real annoying factor is that some people seem to think that if a 6 year old photogenic white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes is abducted by a gang of child groomers in London, that it wouldn't make the national news and spark nationwide searches, and would require to be shared on facebook to raise awareness. Fucking hell. I'm more annoyed at myself about the second one - someone I know liked a heartfelt tribute to what appears to be a relatively young lassie who has died, but I lol'ed a fair bit at the opening phrase 'Heaven has gained a beautiful angle...' I assume the angle in question was acute? *ba boom tssssh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Is it jst me when your walkin back fae tesco at half 11-12 o'clock at night no sound at all..... then some drunk guy comes fae nowhere an starts shoutin at u in some foreign p*ki language u think to urself 'I'm gonna die.' anybody else gt that ? lol Putting the asterix as a precaution. But what an utter imbecile. Probably getting shouted at for bumping a can of special brew. The positive thing is that it has no likes, so clearly not everyone in Dumfries is xenophobic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Are those the ones that are meant to sort of resemble the poster? If so, aye they can f**k right off. Completely agree and the thing that annoys me most is big fat c***s who are very generous to themselves when making themselves into a cartoon. Found out you can block Bitstrips completely, without blocking the person who's posted it. You're welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 **URGENT** GIRAFFE GAME NOTICE **URGENT**Whoah! Just found out that the Giraffe challenge was set up by the hacking group Anonymous. Apparently they're going to embark on a random "cleansing" program which will wipe out the bank accounts and hard drives of those people who have giraffe profile pics ... A few of my mates already had it happen, so gets to changing your pics back!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Please tell me you devised this scheme? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Found out you can block Bitstrips completely, without blocking the person who's posted it. You're welcome http://www.hypable.com/2013/10/25/stop-hide-block-bitstrip-on-facebook/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Here's another one doing the rounds: A virus that exploits the recently discovered JPEG vulnerability has been discovered spreading over google's giraffe pictures. "It's been done in the past, but with HTML code instead of the JPEG," said James Thompson, chief technical officer for SANS' Internet Storm Center, the organization's online-security research unit. "It is a virus, but it didn't spread very far. We've only had two reports of it."The Facebook message goes like this: "I just changed my profile picture to a giraffe, but my answer was wrong" When you do it, Facebook automatically gives the hackers your user mail and password, malicious code embedded in the JPEG image gives the hackers everything they need, James said.The code also installs a back door that can give hackers remote control over the infected computer. Antivirus expert Fred Hypponen of F-Secure warned on Wednesday that the JPEG exploit can also damage your Iphone if you charge it with your computer. By default, antivirus software only scans for .exe files. And even if users change the settings on antivirus software, the JPEG file name extensions can be manipulated to avoid detection. Microsoft and google are working on it now, oct 25. We recommend Facebook users: DO NOT change your profile picture to giraffes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Here's another one doing the rounds: That sounds like something you'd hear on Brass Eye. Satire is dead as people rip the pish out of themselves now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Completely agree and the thing that annoys me most is big fat c***s who are very generous to themselves when making themselves into a cartoon. So true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I would point out her mistakes out to her (in a non-sarcastic and patient tone of course), but last time I pulled her up on saying "my bad", she started lambasting me for taking the piss out of the dyslexic. I'll just turn the other cheek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 I'd have been all over that, Cardie. A simple "too*" under it would have been glorious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 (edited) Please tell me you devised this scheme? sadly, no, but thanks for the greenie anyway. Edited October 29, 2013 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 a burd on my timeline, who has a masters degree in vaguebooking from Vague university, has posted a 'hilarious' e-card slagging people who vaguebook for reactions. I posted a generic 'irony meter explosion' picture, seing how long it takes to be defriended. Though hopefully I survive, she has awesome norkage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Seen about 5 of these tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 The word legend or legendary gets thrown around an awful lot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 I'd have been all over that, Cardie. A simple "too*" under it would have been glorious Aye, but I've got an outside chance of spearing her chum and don't want to do anything to endanger that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 The only thing more attractive to women than good spelling is someone who points put others spelling mistakes in a snarky fashion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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