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Annoying things people write on Facebook


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I realise it is covered at length elsewhere, but some boy on mine has been absolutely seething that everyone he sees isn't wearing a poppy. As soon as the 12th of November hits he'll be getting punted, but I'm hoping for some top quality stupidity before then.

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Some sort of junkie witch hunt on the go.

EDIT: Removed link, seems the page was just deleted or something. It was page outing junkies in the Dunfermline area. Bizarre.

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Have a few people on mine who are teachers. They regularly post a daily update of their day at work or some other tedious pish that nobody wants to read.

Todays example;

'Planned a lesson today based on Enter Shikari's lyrics for Be a Rock Star day. Probably the best day ever.'

On a similar note any post to do with 'Best Day Ever' or 'That Awkward Moment when' irritate me also.

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Have a few people on mine who are teachers. They regularly post a daily update of their day at work or some other tedious pish that nobody wants to read.

Todays example;

'Planned a lesson today based on Enter Shikari's lyrics for Be a Rock Star day. Probably the best day ever.'

On a similar note any post to do with 'Best Day Ever' or 'That Awkward Moment when' irritate me also.

^^^ this.

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Have a few people on mine who are teachers. They regularly post a daily update of their day at work or some other tedious pish that nobody wants to read.

Todays example;

'Planned a lesson today based on Enter Shikari's lyrics for Be a Rock Star day. Probably the best day ever.'

On a similar note any post to do with 'Best Day Ever' or 'That Awkward Moment when' irritate me also.

Guarantee you the lesson was fucking toilet.

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My Facebook seems to be cluttered with missing pets.

Did lead to a delightful mix up though. Some would-be-gooddoer posted a picture from her back gardren asking if it was some poor guys African grey parrot that had been posted missing the night before.

It was clearly a picture of a pigeon.

She didn't have the sense to take the expected laughter with good grace.

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A mate of mine is in the Marines and some of his posts about the "Marine A" thing are insufferable. Fair enough its probably a bit close to the bone for him but some of them are genuine triple facepalm material. I don't really want to unfriend him (he's a good guy otherwise) but I've come close a few times...

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"There's a marine up in court for shooting an unarmed Taliban at point blank range because he broke the 'Geneva convention' what a fuckin joke btw a bet that terrorist b*****d wouldn't think twice about doing it to one of our soldiers!! Too many human rights for those Taliban b*****ds, enrages me btw."

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