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Good that the guy has been found, but one thing I don't get about these 'concerned shares' is why do all these grief monkeys post things like 'shared London' and 'shared new York' etc when it's quite fcuking clear he's never gonna be there? Half these arseholes are that self obsessed with their own lives and self importance they'd probably be too busy 'sharing' the post to ignore the wee guy if he was sitting infront of them.

I've posted something similar before, it's total hypocrisy. Posting sadistic videos one minute then sharing things to look like they care.

One day people will look back at what we're doing now and wonder just what on earth it was all about.

If you described it to someone in the 90's they would think you were off your head. Why are you showing your friends pictures of beans on toast?

dafuq just happened

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If you described it to someone in the 90's they would think you were off your head. Why are you showing your friends pictures of beans on toast?

dafuq just happened

:lol:

Says a guy with 1215 posts in 5 months on a World-Wide-Web forum with lots of strangers.

We do indeed live in strange times.

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I think facebook is a really great depiction of the wild variety of societies hangups. It shows the massive range of emotions that people experience and all the little nuances and insecurities of people. Some ppl are brutally honest on it, others paint a picture of a much better lifestyle. Ppl can go from sharing pictures of puppies to mad video nasties. And the fads, they can literally go across the whole world. I've often wondered what would happen if all the info from the facebook servers were somehow maintained after a huge extinction event, how it would be interpreted by the next sentient lifeforms if they ever got their hands on it. It would paint some puicture of civilisation.

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Right....here's a challenge. I want everyone who reads this thread to click on this link and scroll down. Let me know how far you get before you finally can't take it anymore and let out an audible and involuntary noise of utter despair.

https://www.facebook.com/BringingHumorToYourDayWithLove

I got as far as the one with Donald Duck wanting to start a 'status wave'. A fucking status wave?! The most tragic part of it isn't even the pictures (which are fucking tragic), it's the 40 and 50 something year old women who are all like 'lol, that's me, I'm so wacky!!!1!11!one!'

Naw, Brenda, naw ye urnae. Ye've got a shite life and a man who, if he's still putting up with your shite after all these years, fucking hates yer guts!

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Right....here's a challenge. I want everyone who reads this thread to click on this link and scroll down. Let me know how far you get before you finally can't take it anymore and let out an audible and involuntary noise of utter despair.

https://www.facebook.com/BringingHumorToYourDayWithLove

I got as far as the one with Donald Duck wanting to start a 'status wave'. A fucking status wave?! The most tragic part of it isn't even the pictures (which are fucking tragic), it's the 40 and 50 something year old women who are all like 'lol, that's me, I'm so wacky!!!1!11!one!'

Naw, Brenda, naw ye urnae. Ye've got a shite life and a man who, if he's still putting up with your shite after all these years, fucking hates yer guts!

Jesus, those are worse than the 'Minion Quote' posts I see appearing on my timeline on an increasingly regular basis.

'Status Wave' indeed!

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Right....here's a challenge. I want everyone who reads this thread to click on this link and scroll down. Let me know how far you get before you finally can't take it anymore and let out an audible and involuntary noise of utter despair.

https://www.facebook.com/BringingHumorToYourDayWithLove

I got as far as the one with Donald Duck wanting to start a 'status wave'. A fucking status wave?! The most tragic part of it isn't even the pictures (which are fucking tragic), it's the 40 and 50 something year old women who are all like 'lol, that's me, I'm so wacky!!!1!11!one!'

Naw, Brenda, naw ye urnae. Ye've got a shite life and a man who, if he's still putting up with your shite after all these years, fucking hates yer guts!

The humanity. Oh god it's awful. It's still there when i shut my my eyes.

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Right....here's a challenge. I want everyone who reads this thread to click on this link and scroll down. Let me know how far you get before you finally can't take it anymore and let out an audible and involuntary noise of utter despair.

https://www.facebook.com/BringingHumorToYourDayWithLove

I got as far as the one with Donald Duck wanting to start a 'status wave'. A fucking status wave?! The most tragic part of it isn't even the pictures (which are fucking tragic), it's the 40 and 50 something year old women who are all like 'lol, that's me, I'm so wacky!!!1!11!one!'

Naw, Brenda, naw ye urnae. Ye've got a shite life and a man who, if he's still putting up with your shite after all these years, fucking hates yer guts!

Made it this far

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I'm still going mind, this is funny.

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Right....here's a challenge. I want everyone who reads this thread to click on this link and scroll down. Let me know how far you get before you finally can't take it anymore and let out an audible and involuntary noise of utter despair.

https://www.facebook.com/BringingHumorToYourDayWithLove

It depresses me more than a bit that I've seen some of those on my Facebook page. Not for long obviously, but they have shown up.

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