itzdrk Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 17 hours ago, TheCelt67 said: Shared by a lassie I went to school with, who lives in Barmulloch. Scottish folk thinking they are American is a v underated internet genre #notmypresident 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbirdonthewire Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Let us know when it happens. We'll all be cheering you on. Thanx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Stupid parents and their non violent solutions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Fair play to the boy, he has managed to get some mentalist to pay for his shopping and get a bit of cash for himself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 9, 2017 Share Posted December 9, 2017 On 07/12/2017 at 20:34, TheCelt67 said: Shared by a lassie I went to school with, who lives in Barmulloch. I'll be sure to put out a bucket of water for the wild bears to sip at while my house is on fire, thanks Michelle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 06/12/2017 at 18:44, Shotgun said: Aye but the children were seldom unhappy and were a lot more contented. And the wife too, was content with her lot. I wonder if he ever asked his wife and kids if that was the case, or if he just took it for granted because 'he' was happy. Orgasms, is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 06/12/2017 at 18:04, ajwffc said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 08/12/2017 at 13:50, DA Baracus said: Absolutely all of this happened and isn't in the slightest made up Very young cashier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Everybody's favourite poet is backI have never forgotten this experience and more relevant now Christmas is nearly upon us.A Christmas carol with a difference.Something wonderful happened 10 years ago on Christmas Eve. It was a truly uplifting moment that I will never forget.It was the run up to Christmas 2007.The past year had not been easy and Christmas was almost upon us.Everywhere people were preparing for Christmas, while I bemoaned the fact, in my deepest, desperate state, that Christmas would not be coming to us this year.How had it come to this?Feeling cut off from all the usual festivities, made me feel as if an ice cold hand was dragging my spirit down.The usual questions of being prepared for Christmas were courteously answered in the usual upbeat manner.How could anyone know, deep down, or understand how depressing my situation was.It was so unfair.Then what was to come, was a realisation of something so unexpected.It hit me like a fast moving truck.The Midnight Service was on television.‘Oh come all ye faithful’ struck up, but when it came to the chorus, ‘oh come let us adore him’ the tears began to flow.A special sensation washed over me and eclipsed all the bad memories of the past year.An excitement I had never experienced since I was a child set in and the whole feeling of being on the verge of Christmas Day took me back so long ago.It didn’t matter that there wasn’t much money to spare.It didn’t matter if Christmas shopping began in January or December.What became crystal clear was the fact that even though I didn’t have very much money, I could still experience the true spirit of Christmas by hearing a Christmas Carol.Reminding me that it is this same spirit which will always be at the forefront of this special time of yearand nothing, not even poverty can create a barrier to receiving it at this given time.Thank God for the Christmas Spirit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 That's fucking dreadful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Everybody's favourite poet is backI have never forgotten this experience and more relevant now Christmas is nearly upon us.A Christmas carol with a difference.Something wonderful happened 10 years ago on Christmas Eve. It was a truly uplifting moment that I will never forget.It was the run up to Christmas 2007.The past year had not been easy and Christmas was almost upon us.Everywhere people were preparing for Christmas, while I bemoaned the fact, in my deepest, desperate state, that Christmas would not be coming to us this year.How had it come to this?Feeling cut off from all the usual festivities, made me feel as if an ice cold hand was dragging my spirit down.The usual questions of being prepared for Christmas were courteously answered in the usual upbeat manner.How could anyone know, deep down, or understand how depressing my situation was.It was so unfair.Then what was to come, was a realisation of something so unexpected.It hit me like a fast moving truck.The Midnight Service was on television.‘Oh come all ye faithful’ struck up, but when it came to the chorus, ‘oh come let us adore him’ the tears began to flow.A special sensation washed over me and eclipsed all the bad memories of the past year.An excitement I had never experienced since I was a child set in and the whole feeling of being on the verge of Christmas Day took me back so long ago.It didn’t matter that there wasn’t much money to spare.It didn’t matter if Christmas shopping began in January or December.What became crystal clear was the fact that even though I didn’t have very much money, I could still experience the true spirit of Christmas by hearing a Christmas Carol.Reminding me that it is this same spirit which will always be at the forefront of this special time of yearand nothing, not even poverty can create a barrier to receiving it at this given time.Thank God for the Christmas Spirit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) As far as I'm aware, Hayseus doesn't work for my company but if he's handling my work week, I can think of plenty of other things I'd rather be doing. As long as I still get the pay cheque; I could get behind this. Seriously though - dafuq does that even mean? Edited December 12, 2017 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, Shotgun said: As far as I'm aware, Hayseus doesn't work for my company but if he's handling my work week, I can think of plenty of other things I'd rather be doing. As long as I still get the pay cheque; I could get behind this. Seriously though - dafuq does that even mean? I think it means you need to assess your Facebook friends and administer a virtual boot to the pie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Meanwhile, in fantasy land 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Meanwhile, in fantasy land Cracking job you've made censoring out Calum Ogilvie's name. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Cracking job you've made censoring out Calum Ogilvie's name. Turns out I went to school with him ETA - I can confirm he is a fucking roaster Edited December 16, 2017 by PB1994 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 The scary thing about these scams is they obviously work or they wouldn't keep doing it. I got one the other day about testing a 55" Sony Bravia and getting to keep it (but I've got a perfectly good 22" Grundig at home) and a response to them charged you, apparently. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) 32 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The scary thing about these scams is they obviously work or they wouldn't keep doing it. I got one the other day about testing a 55" Sony Bravia and getting to keep it (but I've got a perfectly good 22" Grundig at home) and a response to them charged you, apparently. b*****d. Just phoned the number to try and have a bit of banter with them, but the fraud squad have already taken it down. edit: That line about a perfectly good 22" Grundig at home. What TV show is that from? I've been racking my brains! Edited December 16, 2017 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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