sugna Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 "I hope you live for another 10 years at least" Looks like a parody account, but that's still a belter. I might start using it, but wishing for a lifespan of 80 years +/-10 years. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 That is absolutely gammontastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I'll pre-emptively mention folk wishing their "American friends" a "Happy Thanksgiving". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 On 07/11/2018 at 19:05, JakeSAFC said: That's the tackiest thing I've ever seen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 "Kind and Queen". Ace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I've received three messages today about what to do if I'm alone and I have a heart attack. I'm not sure if it's a case of a spam chain mail type of thing doing the rounds or if people are just pointing out I'm a bit of a fat b*****d these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 That's the car Homer designed right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Oooft.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, Romeo said: Oooft.. They’ll need to change the tune tbf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 bit wordy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 19 hours ago, Romeo said: Oooft.. Hopefully the primary school children will pick up on the erroneous capitalisation of the second "Baa" too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 34 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Hopefully the primary school children will pick up on the erroneous capitalisation of the second "Baa" too. Baa Baa is actually a Somali boys name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Margaret Thatcher said: Baa Baa is actually a Somali boys name Why are sheep always talking about him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Why are sheep always talking about him?Aberdeen fan imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 More pishR.I.P. United Kingdom You are too soft. You raised the cost of living so high that both parents are always at work, rather than spending time with their children. You took God out of schools. Parents were told 'No you can't discipline your kids'. Well, United Kingdom You shall reap what you sow, and we have lost a whole generation and turned them into rude, selfish, disrespectful brats who have no respect for people, property or authority! You deemed people with terminal illnesses and some with only a few months to live…fit for work!!! You allow our veterans of war to go homeless and hungry but give out millions to foreign aid!!! You stop people’s entitlement to welfare benefits thus leaving them so desperate that they commit suicide!! You bend over backwards to be politically correct, too scared to say enough is enough, in case you offend. You put the retirement age up so people must work until they drop!! People depend on handouts and food banks, whilst we give aid to others. Our retired generation rely on inadequate state pensions, their thanks for working hard. Things need to change! Copy & paste if you have the guts too!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Great idea. Can't see a single fault with it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 The guy that shared this is married with two kids.... hopefully he shared in two minutte 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, ajwffc said: . Still grew up to be an arsehole, unfortunately. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.