1320Lichtie Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Pair of wids. . Not sure if serious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Not sure if serious I should clarify that, when single, I had very low standards. I'm very much of the "don't have to fancy her to shag her" set. I'm an animal, basically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I should clarify that, when single, I had very low standards. I'm very much of the "don't have to fancy her to shag her" set. I'm an animal, basically. Haha if I had read your post when pished I would have probably agreed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Haha if I had read your post when pished I would have probably agreed... Now, imagine that beer goggles attitude all the time, mixed with aggression and misanthropy and you're basically imagining being me before I got hitched. Nowadays I'm completely the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I should clarify that, when single, I had very low standards. I'm very much of the "don't have to fancy her to shag her" set. I'm an animal, basically. A bottom feeder, to be exact. I know this, because I was that creature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Now, imagine that beer goggles attitude all the time, mixed with aggression and misanthropy and you're basically imagining being me before I got hitched. Nowadays I'm completely the same. You make a very good point about people getting so overly dressed up when going out in towns though. Lassies here getting dolled up for a night in spoons before heading along to devitos.... Two utter shiteholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Like I said, it's a provincial towns thing. The lassies want an excuse to dress up but don't have the geographical proximity, or the means, or the inclination to go somewhere a bit higher class or busier, so they act like the local places are Milan or Ibiza rather than Arbroath or Kilmarnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 A bottom feeder, to be exact. I know this, because I was that creature. Was? Is the wedding back on?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Like I said, it's a provincial towns thing. The lassies want an excuse to dress up but don't have the geographical proximity, or the means, or the inclination to go somewhere a bit higher class or busier, so they act like the local places are Milan or Ibiza rather than Arbroath or Kilmarnock. They also know that should they venture on the night bus to Glasgow, the majority of men on a night out there wouldn't give them a second glance. Whereas the pool is so small in towns like Kilmarnock that they are likely to be viewed as being much higher up the pecking order than they actually are. A good move from the lassies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 They also know that should they venture on the night bus to Glasgow, the majority of men on a night out there wouldn't give them a second glance. Whereas the pool is so small in towns like Kilmarnock that they are likely to be viewed as being much higher up the pecking order than they actually are. A good move from the lassies. Oh aye, it's definitely a pasttime that I endorse wholeheartedly. Long may they continue to tart up and stay local. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Was? Is the wedding back on?! Gemmes up the poley. Baws burst. Yes, the weddings aff. I'll still not be reverting back to my bottom feeding ways, of old. Took me years of therapy to erase the sights I'd seen, acts I'd committed and the lowly depths of depravity I'd sunk to from my memory. Brutal doesn't even begin to describe it pal. Dirty. Just dirty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Gemmes up the poley. Baws burst. Yes, the weddings aff. I'll still not be reverting back to my bottom feeding ways, of old. Took me years of therapy to erase the sights I'd seen, acts I'd committed and the lowly depths of depravity I'd sunk to from my memory. Brutal doesn't even begin to describe it pal. Dirty. Just dirty. I give you a fortnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I give you a fortnight. I'm gonna be honest wi you Sarge. That's awfay generous as I can see myself shagging Roebucks flair by the end o next week. However, I'm sure it won't come to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) I'm gonna be honest wi you Sarge. That's awfay generous as I can see myself shagging Roebucks flair by the end o next week. However, I'm sure it won't come to that. Fancy being my wingman? I have a flat in the Cowgate, shooting fish in a barrel so it is. Edited July 17, 2015 by Jarkko Wiss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Fancy being my wingman? "Bullshit. You can be mine!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I don't know if this has been posted here before Don't know who they are or where it is, but .......................f**k!! club2.jpg Too many Heath Ledgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Kilmarnock. Anyone who says widn't is a liar or gay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Eh I'd definitely pelt them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Eh I'd definitely pelt them I'd pump the goggles clean aff the wee blonde one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Not so keen on Janet Street Porter right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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