Penifan Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I'm just in the door from a fine Edinburgh establishment by the name of the Phoenix. It's USP is definately it's jukey but table dancing? Been drinking there since I was about 16 and have quite a rapport with its famous bald propriator but didn't know it's sordid history. Or am I thinking of a different place? Kevin!!!!! haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) I just remembered this notable school story (which made a few of the national papers). I think I was in second year at the time and the 6th years decided to do a bit of painting on the huts for their "muck-up day". There was outrage. Somewhat amusingly, those huts housed the RME department. Edited February 23, 2012 by yoda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Read the first page, now trying to work out how much of this thread is fiction. I'm going to stab at 55%. Any guesses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I just remembered this notable school story (which made a few of the national papers). I think I was in second year at the time and the 6th years decided to do a bit of painting on the huts for their "muck-up day". There was outrage. Somewhat amusingly, those huts housed the RME department. A group of guys in the year above me worked out the CCTV camera rotation pattern, broke into one of these huts VIA the back fire-door and moved most of the furniture onto the roof in the same arrangement, globe included seeing as was a geography classroom. No vandalism and perfectly executed. Clever muck-up-day prank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Any more stories, half of these are brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 A girl in my year at high school called Selina was a bit quiet but a nice enough lassie. She mentioned one day in class (while the teacher wasnt in the room) something about her mum and added that she was wheelchair bound. A guy at the desk behind me who was a bit of a cretin to be honest made some sick comment that i think contained the word 'spaz' Selina fucking flipped and smacked him in the face with a chair.. knocking him flying , as he lay on the ground she administered one of the most severe kickings ive ever seen, stamping on his head as he squealed like a girl. If the teacher hadnt came back into class when he did the guy would have been in a wheelchair himself as we were encouraging her... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 A girl in my year at high school called Selina was a bit quiet but a nice enough lassie. She mentioned one day in class (while the teacher wasnt in the room) something about her mum and added that she was wheelchair bound. A guy at the desk behind me who was a bit of a cretin to be honest made some sick comment that i think contained the word 'spaz' Selina fucking flipped and smacked him in the face with a chair.. knocking him flying , as he lay on the ground she administered one of the most severe kickings ive ever seen, stamping on his head as he squealed like a girl. If the teacher hadnt came back into class when he did the guy would have been in a wheelchair himself as we were encouraging her... Not bad, could do with some sort of flying mobile phone in the second draft..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Not bad, could do with some sort of flying mobile phone in the second draft..... That was twenty years ago... no mobile phones then ya silly sausage I actually saw the guy from that tale a few weeks ago in Sainsburys... im sure he had a limp.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Information systems with mr Gordon of Perth high school. He was the most boring person in the school. And once when walking out the class we jumped on his laptop (connected to the whiteboard) and typed in "porn" clicked on the first video and lowered the screen down enough. When he came back in he turned on the whiteboard to be greeted with some bird getting a good seeing too. Cue the whole class getting sent to the heads and exclusion threats. Also remember having a dictionary fight in French which ended with nearly all the Jew dictionaries being destroyed and us having to buy new ones. My favourite school memorie though was when ms rammage got pelted with eggs on muck up day, and a supposed naked picture of her getting stuck up on her classroom door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I meant new not Jew dictionaries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ^^^^ Didn't actually go to school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 1. At the end of second year, we had to choose what classes we wanted to do in 3rd and beyond. Stupidly (COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPIDLY), I picked Craft & Design thinking that it was Graphic Communications. Turned up to 'Crafty' on the first day of 3rd year to be surrounded by complete and utter idiots wielding chisels and hammers about, people who I hadn't even seen before, never mind talked to. All worked out in the end... in fact I was walking in one of the many bad areas in Killie only to be approached by a gang of neds wanting to steal my mobile. As I resigned myself to handing it over, a few of the guys from Crafty arrived and told the group to f**k off because I was 'a pal'. Oooohhh the banter. 2. Maths teacher sitting on the standard issue school chair (plastic with four metal legs). Metal legs buckle in slow motion and spread. Hilarity as he slowly descends to ground level behind his desk. 3. Making sure that at least once a week one of us chucked my mate's pencil case out the classroom window during a lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The majority of my teachers were alcoholics. the majority of teachers in dundee are alcoholics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I called a teacher 'mum' once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I called a teacher 'mum' once. Were you home schooled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The Deputy head at my secondary, one Mr Henderson was caught sh*****g a senior pupil and ended up front page of the sun (this must have been around 1984/85 ish). On the morning of publication, he was surprisingly absent , the newsagents around the school were cleaned out of The Sun ,most of which ended up plastered over every notice board throughout the school, never did see him again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Someone in our computing class put selotape over all the microphones on the pc monitors, causing a loud ringing noise. Same guy also set 500 pages to print with nothing but the word "f**k" written on them. Some other guy filled the lift with bins repeatedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 10, 2012 Author Share Posted July 10, 2012 I started this thread so apologies of I've already posted this but a guy at my school almost went to prison for smashing a guitar over another pupils head in 6th year over a stolen hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie03 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 There was this fat lass that fell down the stairs on the school bus. Boom, bang, boom, thud, aayah! She's lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, her packed lunch box opens and her roll rolls out the bus door! Classic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 There was this fat lass that fell down the stairs on the school bus. Boom, bang, boom, thud, aayah! She's lying in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, her packed lunch box opens and her roll rolls out the bus door! Classic! Did she get charged with disturbing the piece? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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