Swarley Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Artist's reconstruction of the event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I had two of them sitting on the back of my shoulder yesterday, and there's nothing quite like the fear you get hearing it buzz around beside your ear. Wee b*****ds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I had a bee the size of a tea bag at my back door yesterday, I decided that a futile gesture was required and sent my westie out to distract it, then shut the door. For ten minutes there was a hell of a din coming from the garden, I thought to myself,"she's putting up one hellava fight" then decided to venture forth. The pair of them were playing swingball, apparently it was one set all and a tie break in the third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I was going to go out later, but Old Firm arseholes and angry bees are putting me off. If I do go I hope it's giant bee I meet. At least you can reason with a bee. I'll phone Michael Caine and see if he fancies a pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I think there is a particularly evil breed of bee this year. My daughter went fuckin nuts when she saw one earlier. I told her that as long as she didn't annoy it, it wouldn't sting. That seemed to placate her. Then one landed on her knee and stung her. Now she thinks her dad's a lying b*****d. In short, just kill the fuckers (bees) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I'm sure I read in The Selfish Gene that bees have evolved a bee equivalent of shouting to their pals for "handers". Bee afraid, bee very afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 25, 2012 Author Share Posted March 25, 2012 I had a bee the size of a tea bag at my back door yesterday. This one was much bigger, Zen. It was at least the size of an engorged sparrow and made a noise like one of those vibrators that plug in at the wall and start like a chainsaw. We're talking King Bee here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 This one was much bigger, Zen. It was at least the size of an engorged sparrow and made a noise like one of those vibrators that plug in at the wall and start like a chainsaw. We're talking King Bee here. Woah woah woah back up there. Michael Caine's plane has plug sockets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I was standing at my landing window a couple of hours ago, surveying my land and ensuring that the water gun fights remained in the wastelands beyond when a fuckin huge bee hove into view. I was quite surprised and glad of the bullet proof glass that separated us. I'd just finished telling the wife that this could be the year of the giant bee and Dundeebarry has confirmed that precautions will be necessary or these ambushes will become more prevalent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Artist's reconstruction of the event Followed by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I think there is a particularly evil breed of bee this year. My daughter went fuckin nuts when she saw one earlier. I told her that as long as she didn't annoy it, it wouldn't sting. That seemed to placate her. Then one landed on her knee and stung her. Now she thinks her dad's a lying b*****d. In short, just kill the fuckers (bees) I particulrly like the fact you felt the need to clarify that it was the bees we should be killing and not children. I was stung by a bee once... Bugger still hasn't given me that 20 quid back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty_j Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 We've just had a feckin wasp in the office...IN MARCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 We can have our Christmas dinner on the 25th of June at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Was it a big Effen bee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 I think there is a particularly evil breed of bee this year. My daughter went fuckin nuts when she saw one earlier. I told her that as long as she didn't annoy it, it wouldn't sting. That seemed to placate her. Then one landed on her knee and stung her. Now she thinks her dad's a lying b*****d. In short, just kill the fuckers (bees) Bee apologists over several decades have told us that their sting is purely for their own defence. This is a lie, and bees are openly sporting their aggressive mindset now, after years of softly-softly treatment. Bees should be killed on sight. Ideally using the sting of another bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Big fan of bees tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Big fan of bees tbh. Entirely serious post IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Ay ay ay, dundee barrio! Es muy bueno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulo Sergio Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 You should have told it to buzz off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Do you put shit product on your barnet? Who am I asking here, of course you put shit product on your barnet! That's what gets you stung! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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