dundeebarry Posted March 26, 2012 Author Share Posted March 26, 2012 Spiders are the very thing H.P Lovecraft used to write about. Unimaginable terrors that can spiral a man to madness with one glimpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Whit? J, it's not. Leave Andy to her spider madness, we've got business to take care of on the bee front. I'm fearful of both Barry, if Insy Winsy Spider taught us anything, it's that those 8-legged freaks are patient, they're waiting for the opportune moment to strike and now that those evil bee b*****ds have moved in, I'd not be surprised to see them backing the bees to the hilt. Sneaky fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 He's just seen one. He's currently trying to cling to his very sanity whilst keeping that snazzy uniform jobby free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 If only Samuel L. Jackson was making a movie,on a plane............... f**k, I thought I had the title there......gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 26, 2012 Author Share Posted March 26, 2012 I'd not be surprised to see them backing the bees to the hilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 f**k Baz, f**k. I think there needs to be an emergency summit, I was going to suggest the Secret Bunker but the daft fannies have it sign-posted so without question those cunting Bee's will find us there. Is there any tips online about what to do if confronted by a giant angry Bee? I'd imagine it's similar to being approached by a Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 If only Samuel L. Jackson was making a movie,on a plane............... f**k, I thought I had the title there......gone. Bee 52? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Bees vs spiders? That sounds like an idea for a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Bees vs spiders? That sounds like an idea for a thread. Don't just talk about it. Get it sorted out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 We must reach out to the spiders, earn their trust, invite them to fight on the good side against the bees and then crush them where they stand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Bees vs spiders? That sounds like an idea for a thread. There's no "vs" here Mrs M, they're joining forces and conspiring against us. The Beerachnid Empire is coming, their forces are mounting as we type, I'd suggest a mad dash to your nearest supermarket for as much bug spray as you can find, stock up Ladies and Gentleman, war is upon us and the enemy approaches, let battle commence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 The true face of evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 There's no "vs" here Mrs M, they're joining forces and conspiring against us. The Beerachnid Empire is coming, their forces are mounting as we type, I'd suggest a mad dash to your nearest supermarket for as much bug spray as you can find, stock up Ladies and Gentleman, war is upon us and the enemy approaches, let battle commence! Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy against the Beerachnid Empire. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Don't just talk about it. Get it sorted out Ah, you're too new There was a massive thread along those lines a few years back, I think it might even be in the Gold section now. It got a bit ridiculous, but it was really popular. As for the matter at hand, we've got the swing oarks covered. A big b*****d bee was buzzing about the pushchair today so Adam saw it off with some mock-panicked arm-waving. I'm assuming it was mocked anyway. I'm happy to take part in a bit of bee-war, but someone else will need to take the spiders. They can break a man's arm, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the bees will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy against the Beerachnid Empire. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more? Aye, who would you rather knob, Denise Richards or Dina Meyer? Meyer for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 26, 2012 Author Share Posted March 26, 2012 f**k Baz, f**k. I think there needs to be an emergency summit, I was going to suggest the Secret Bunker but the daft fannies have it sign-posted so without question those cunting Bee's will find us there. Is there any tips online about what to do if confronted by a giant angry Bee? I'd imagine it's similar to being approached by a Bear. Bees can't read, man. They can sting, go to war and enjoy the penguin parade, but they can't read. If such a time comes when we need to hide in underground holes the Secret Bunker is still a prime location. As for tips on dealing with the enemy, well here's some footage of me meeting a bee when I went out for a snout a short while ago. Nae c**t messes, rajpelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Aye, who would you rather knob, Denise Richards or Dina Meyer? Meyer for me Is she the one that was Dizzy? If so, then aye, her. What Rico was fucking thinking aboot, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Is she the one that was Dizzy? If so, then aye, her. What Rico was fucking thinking aboot, I don't know. That's the one. And trust me, this Rico knows better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Us Teuchters have trained an army of midgies to relentlessly attack the English and American tourists that invade our land every summer. I'm sure we could have a word with the king midgie and get them to turn on their wasp and bee brethren. There is of course a risk that the midgies will join forces with the evil wasp/bee alliance to bring an inevitable insect apocalypse upon planet Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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