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Went to Cineworld's Sin City double header. I absolutely love the first one. The second was fine but I'm unsure about the order it's in and I'm not entirely convinced one of the characters should be alive, but I'm probably making a mistake here. It's quite good in the sense that a few things are tied up and there's a storyline set before the first film and one after but I can't help but feel we've not been told the reasons for certain characters actions. It was good, but not as good as the first.

Edit: Oh Jessica Alba :wub:

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The Inbetweeners 2

It didn't work for me, the actors are all clearly in their late twenties now. The story kind of went nowhere and the jokes have been done better elsewhere.

The only highlight seemed to be Wills mum copping off with Mr Gilbert, who was greatly underused.

If you're 15, this would be a great film, but it passed a bit of time.

4/10

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Alien Abduction ( 2014 )

Been seeing a lot of this getting sent out at Amazon, and it's found footage, so I decided to give it a whirl. It's not good. Not good at all. Infact, it's fucking terrible. A family of fucking morons. They come into contact with some hillbilly who becomes the smartest guy in the group by default. Any alien stuff is made worse by some horrific camera work, and not knowing what on earth is going on. It's just a total shocker on every single level.

0/10

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Possession - after her husband and brother-in-law are involved in a head-on collision, a woman is stunned when her husband appears to have been transported into his brother's body.

An alternative synopsis for this would be: a woman attempts to justify acting on her nascent desires for her douchebag brother-in-law after her simpering, saccharine husband ends up in a coma. This is overly sentimental tripe, but mildly amusing when you see through the supposed storyline to what's going on underneath, which must be way more obvious than they'd planned.

Also, there must be a million films called Possession, or The Possession - I keep finding new ones. Must be a scunner if you're trying to have a conversation about one of them.

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Frost - A team of Arctic researchers mysteriously disappear in the field, leaving one member behind to establish what's happened, along with her recently-arrived boyfriend.

Icelandic found-footage drama that attempts to go down the route of explaining very little, but unfortunately forgets to make the journey to the lack-of-explanation interesting. Lots of annoying handheld camera jiggling in this one, and it does a dreadful line in camera 'overloading' effects when something scary/eventful is supposed to be happening. The end result is a couple of people with malfunctioning equipment wandering around in the snow to little end.

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Open Grave - when an amnesiac regains consciousness in a mass burial pit, he must work with a team of other memory loss sufferers to establish what's happened, and whether or not he's responsible for the pile of bodies he awoke with.

This was a pleasant surprise, and is a film worth seeing without knowing too much about the plot. Suffice to say that the story develops into something quite different to the original premise, and is far more interesting than the cliched synopsis might imply. Nice to see a horror story that tries to keep the audience thinking without stretching credulity too far.

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Europa Report - the first manned space flight to Jupiter's moon Europa makes some unexpected discoveries.

This is a found-footage thriller, pieced together from the cameras dotted around the vessel, with a few talking heads thrown in. Unfortunately, there's nothing unexpected about the plot, except possibly for the fate of one of the crew members. The whole thing goes exactly as you'd expect and is curiously uneventful. It's a well put-together piece, but has a very peculiar feel to it. It reminded me of those Christian films that start out as normal before any problems are solved by a healthy dose of Jesus, so I was expecting something along those lines, but it thankfully didn't materialise. Could've been really quite good with a more imaginative script.

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