mattydfc Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Probably kill myself and all those who surround me in a final blaze of glory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Ebola is leathal if you get it but its not very infectious so so long as you dont kiss anyone with it and wash your hands in antibacterial gel you will be fine. Smallpox and the flu are the two likely to cause pandemics at some point in the future. With the flu we know one of these strains will turn lethal one day (happens about every 50 years) but they dont know which one it will be so we will get alerts every few years when a new strain emerges, and most of them will fade without being killers. One day though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 this although where the f**k do you find red and green herbs in glasgow to combine together, and the last i checked i needed a sword key to get out my house I know a few people who might have some green herbs, they won't heal bites but they'll make you feel better Life will be too short for sword keys, I'll get some sort of vehicle and among my many weapons, there will be a sledgehammer for doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I know a few people who might have some green herbs, they won't heal bites but they'll make you feel better Life will be too short for sword keys, I'll get some sort of vehicle and among my many weapons, there will be a sledgehammer for doors. nope, sorry forehead, standard virus outbreak rules apply, no matter how flimsy and shambolic the door is and no matter how powerful your weapons are, you must never break the door down and instead hunt the rest of the house for the key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 ...and other nations effectively quarantined the UK from that or any other real nasty deadly contagious disease (e.g. another outbreak of plague), how much would you be kacking it and what the hell would you do? Stay where you are, run away to your auntie's in Shetland for a short-notice holiday, run to the hills with the tent and a rucksack of baked beans? What about if you were around during the plague? It mystifies me why people back then not only thought that they'd be safer staying at home in the cities, but why people flocked to them in their thousands to die a grim death. I'm not expecting anyone to come to the UK from Uganda and then suddenly develop signs over here, spreading it all over the Glasgow subway and infecting half of Glasgow but I always remember a documentary at the end of my 28 Days Later DVD. The general gist was that we're well overdue a massive outbreak virus, especially more so with the ease of travelling around the world these days and that's always kind of had me a bit edgy seeing as my generation has had a pretty easy ride compared to those before me. If the news even mentions there's a chance of a petrol strike / shortage (i.e. something tiny in comparison), the country goes into a mass panic... then there were the North London riots after one shooting. Would British society crumble within days? As I'll be fairly high up the going to die list, I'll be so not bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 So Ebola has signed for Sevco Scotland zombies and social unrest breaks out and Armageddon is around the corner? Is that the gist of the thread ? I knew it had moved from SPL forum but Gen Non........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 So Ebola has signed for Sevco Scotland zombies and social unrest breaks out and Armageddon is around the corner? Is that the gist of the thread ? I knew it had moved from SPL forum but Gen Non........... Stewart Regan apparently tried to force the ebola virus into the SFL so they could get treated quicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Stewart Regan apparently tried to force the ebola virus into the SFL so they could get treated quicker To be fair, the SFL ended up with something far far worse than the Ebola virus............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 To be fair, the SFL ended up with something far far worse than the Ebola virus............ aye the SPL2 next season will be a killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 aye the SPL2 next season will be a killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 A couple of paracetamol and an early night should be enough for me to get over the worst of it. Proper Royal Naval advice there !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Id barricade myself in my shelterini. I doubt the shetlanders would welcome boat loads of coughing city slickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Ebola ?? Can he play central defence? Have a look Neil, cant be worse than Kelvin Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Ebola is leathal if you get it but its not very infectious so so long as you dont kiss anyone with it and wash your hands in antibacterial gel you will be fine. Smallpox and the flu are the two likely to cause pandemics at some point in the future. With the flu we know one of these strains will turn lethal one day (happens about every 50 years) but they dont know which one it will be so we will get alerts every few years when a new strain emerges, and most of them will fade without being killers. One day though... Considering there are only two places in the world with samples of Smallpox, and it has been eradicated as a natural disease, its not going to be a future pandemic virus unless the durkadurkastanians somehow get their hands on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Considering there are only two places in the world with samples of Smallpox, and it has been eradicated as a natural disease, its not going to be a future pandemic virus unless the durkadurkastanians somehow get their hands on it. That's what THEY want you to think.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Raid Tesco for Irn Bru, crisps, peanut butter, twenty decks and bagels. Shut the doors, play xbox and w**k myself into blindness. Just like study leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I'd kick it in the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30628349 Shut down the borders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I have been to Glasgow before IT COULD BE ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 It will strike terror into the hearts of many in Castlemilk when they find the most effective means of reducing your risk is to wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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