Curmudgeon Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 I met him at the till in What Every Woman Wants in Ayr when I was a kid. Pretty starstruck tbh. "Hello there young lad. Do you want to say hello to Rusty and Paladin?""Just ring up my cheap crappy purchases, Glen. I don't have time for this pish." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I met him at the till in What Every Woman Wants in Ayr when I was a kid. Pretty starstruck tbh. But how did you feel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Had a dream that a huge articulated truck with monster truck wheels came up the top of our street and turned, crushing all the cars in the process. I actually looked out of the window to check the car was ok when I woke up this morning [emoji85] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Last night I dreamt that I caught a great white shark (with an ordinary fishing rod) but was struggling to dispose of it. After eating some of it(tasted like fish), I tried to sell to various restaurants with varying success. By the time I woke up, I still had the front half in the boot of the car but had to get rid because I was going to the supermarket and needed the bootspace for my shopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I don't often have sexual dreams, but last night I dreamed I was rattling some elderly woman at work. We had to keep stopping when somebody walked into the room, because apparently being naked at Dream Work is OK so long as your genitals aren't intertwined. She kept complaining that my cock wasn't big enough, no matter how many times I enlarged it using the power of Wishy Thinking. The whole thing was deeply unpleasant, but it felt like I had to please the auld hag for some unspecified work reason.What does it all mean, O brothers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I don't often have sexual dreams, but last night I dreamed I was rattling some elderly woman at work. We had to keep stopping when somebody walked into the room, because apparently being naked at Dream Work is OK so long as your genitals aren't intertwined. She kept complaining that my cock wasn't big enough, no matter how many times I enlarged it using the power of Wishy Thinking. The whole thing was deeply unpleasant, but it felt like I had to please the auld hag for some unspecified work reason. What does it all mean, O brothers? It was just a glimpse into next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I've dreamt about Scottish football the last four nights now. Tuesday: I score a lovely goal past Ian Westwater. Meanwhile, Chic Young is revealed to have a masters degree in tropical botany and spent years collating the flora of the South Pacific. Wednesday: Thistle beat Celtic 3-0 thanks in part to a nifty Chris Erskine backheel. I then go to play paintball at Ewan McGregor's house in Italy. Thursday: Sevco are thrown out of the Europa League after some of their holidaying fans rush to the scene of a rammy between Marseille and St Etienne ultras in Three Forks, USA resulting in four deaths. Friday: A 2-0 victory over Czechia sees Scotland progress to the World Cup semi-final where they will face Russia whom they beat in the group stages 2-1. Annoyingly the match is scheduled for 4pm and the BBC are showing the FA Vase semi-final instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 I've dreamt about Scottish football the last four nights now. Tuesday: I score a lovely goal past Ian Westwater. Meanwhile, Chic Young is revealed to have a masters degree in tropical botany and spent years collating the flora of the South Pacific. Wednesday: Thistle beat Celtic 3-0 thanks in part to a nifty Chris Erskine backheel. I then go to play paintball at Ewan McGregor's house in Italy. Thursday: Sevco are thrown out of the Europa League after some of their holidaying fans rush to the scene of a rammy between Marseille and St Etienne ultras in Three Forks, USA resulting in four deaths. Friday: A 2-0 victory over Czechia sees Scotland progress to the World Cup semi-final where they will face Russia whom they beat in the group stages 2-1. Annoyingly the match is scheduled for 4pm and the BBC are showing the FA Vase semi-final instead. A pint of whatever you are having my good sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 On 04/10/2019 at 08:47, BigFatTabbyDave said: I don't often have sexual dreams, but last night I dreamed I was rattling some elderly woman at work. We had to keep stopping when somebody walked into the room, because apparently being naked at Dream Work is OK so long as your genitals aren't intertwined. She kept complaining that my cock wasn't big enough, no matter how many times I enlarged it using the power of Wishy Thinking. The whole thing was deeply unpleasant, but it felt like I had to please the auld hag for some unspecified work reason. What does it all mean, O brothers? On 04/10/2019 at 08:51, itzdrk said: It was just a glimpse into next week. I’m assuming it never ended well for Dave. Maybe he’s still at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 A pint of whatever you are having my good sir.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 . Best to dream about those topics, rather than Scotland ever turning up at a major tournament tbf. I may invest in a case of that wine for the November Qualifiers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 It's been a busy week, I'll say that much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Had a dream that I was living with that Leanne Crichton. She wanted her hole from me but I couldn't be arsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Mrs was raging with me all day yesterday - proper verge of tears/get out of my sight stuff - as in her dream I'd been pumping some girl she knows. She was at least quite a nice girl. Usually in these dreams it's someone like Sharon from Eastenders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Mrs was raging with me all day yesterday - proper verge of tears/get out of my sight stuff - as in her dream I'd been pumping some girl she knows. She was at least quite a nice girl. Usually in these dreams it's someone like Sharon from Eastenders. That sort of stuff happens all too often (illogical reactions to dreams, that is). I know a Turkish lass who occasionally has romantic dreams about me. I know this because she claims that such dreams are proof not only of my infatuation with her but also that I'm thinking of her during my intimate moments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs was raging with me all day yesterday - proper verge of tears/get out of my sight stuff - as in her dream I'd been pumping some girl she knows. She was at least quite a nice girl. Usually in these dreams it's someone like Sharon from Eastenders. Hopefully you pointed out that, if you're doing the time, you might as well commit the crime. 4 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: That sort of stuff happens all too often (illogical reactions to dreams, that is). I know a Turkish lass who occasionally has romantic dreams about me. I know this because she claims that such dreams are proof not only of my infatuation with her but also that I'm thinking of her during my intimate moments. Get her pumped, you cruel b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Get her pumped, you cruel b*****d.I may well do that when we're next in the same time zone. Mad as a frog in a sock though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Had a dream last night Argentina won the World Cup. They beat Uruguay, who were wearing red, 2-1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Had a dream last night my bff from school took me to a Dortmund/Bayern game. We were in with the Dortmund fans in a giant pen, similar to what they had at Hillsborough only with actual concrete walls instead of fences. Basically a giant cell with a few hundred people in it, but really high ceilings. We were in with a group of racist fans who demonstrated their racism with Nazi salutes and slapping huge fishes off the sides of the pen. My pal got caught doing a salute and got huckled out by stewards just before I woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 21/10/2019 at 12:16, Shandon Par said: Usually in these dreams it's someone like Sharon from Eastenders Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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