Hedgecutter Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) Found a hamster and took it to the local police station. Wifie on reception told me to hand it to the pet lost and found next door, who in turn told me that the pet lost and found don't deal with hamsters. Only cats, dogs and fish. Yes, lost fish. They had a shop though, so I got a Dr Pepper Zero and some of those Fish 'n' Chips crisps. I was also playing a football game on the Playstation that involved playing a team of nuns, all wearing purple dresses. This involved winning a crystal in 'real life' that I smashed to pieces with a geological hammer to prevent the bad guys escaping from the panic room they were soon to be put into. Aren't sleeping pills great. Edited December 24, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Had a dream last night I was the Scottish version of Terminator. I appeared out of nowhere akin to the movie in the buff, minus a pair of y-fronts. I was extremely ripped but not overly muscular. I appeared to be wandering a scheme in southern England. I turned a corner were some #LADS were outside a pub drinking, slagging my appearance etc. I chose to ignore them, but I think if that was the movie they'd be toast. I managed to find a B&B and requested the desk boy he "give me a fucking room, or he's for it". He gave me a set of keys and I decided to use both handguns (Christ knows where these appeared from) to blow his brains out anyway. The rest of the dream involved me having to locate a toy for my younger brother in Newcastle. Think this dream was a combination of Jingle All the Way and Terminator. Bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 For weeks now have dreamt that I'm falling, from a multi storey block of flats. Terrifying Culminating in shouting & swearing in my sleep tonight, I have now been relegated to the back bedroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 I too am recovering from a stinker of a cold. Last night for some reason I dreamed I was a WWII soldier who'd just taken part in shelling/bombing the crap out of some German village, only to be informed that I was now expected to adopt one of the German children whose parents I had just removed from the equation. My wife and I are currently going through the adoption process but it's the first time I've dreamed about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Had a dream where I was walking/sneaking past sleeping snakes hanging from the ceiling, felt something sharp stick into my neck and leaped out of bed, landing in a heap on the floor. It was the bloody cat wanting fed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Dunfermline were due to play Sevilla in the Champions League final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Last night I dreamed that my wife and I were at some posh public event whereupon Prince Andrew unexpectedly appeared and took an irrational amount of offence at an offhand comment my wife had made. I tried in vain to calm the situation down after she showed him the finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 5 hours ago, nsr said: Last night I dreamed that my wife and I were at some posh public event whereupon Prince Andrew unexpectedly appeared and took an irrational amount of offence at an offhand comment my wife had made. I tried in vain to calm the situation down after she showed him the finger. Does your wife regularly turn out to be the good guy in your dreams? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 In the ruins of my old school I was playing a very realistic star wars game like laserquest. It was really realistic and someone had tricked me by using a hologram of one of those red caped guard charactersPew pew pew pew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 On 08/01/2020 at 21:23, BigFatTabbyDave said: Does your wife regularly turn out to be the good guy in your dreams? She's rarely in them, tbh. Not sure what that says about my thoughts of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Dreamed last night that I was at an important Scotland game that resulted in victory. Cannot remember who we played, but the #scenes after were incredible. Kenny Miller was getting carried among the crowd post-match for some reason. Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys fame was bouncing about the concourse getting selfies with fans. Returned home to the news my pet Dachshund was missing after stealing the neighbour's pet swallows. Absolute chaos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, DAFC. said: Dreamed last night that I was at an important Scotland game that resulted in victory. Cannot remember who we played, but the #scenes after were incredible. Kenny Miller was getting carried among the crowd post-match for some reason. You sure this wasn't the 2016 Scottish Cup final? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 On 08/01/2020 at 21:23, BigFatTabbyDave said: Does your wife regularly turn out to be the good guy in your dreams? She does in mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Don't know if people on here lucid dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 A few nights ago I had a dream where I was in complete darkness, but could see a door handle in front of me. On opening the door, it opened to a huge completely white room, empty, except for Neil Lennon and about four Celtic players, one of which was Scott Brown. Lennon was berating the four of them, shouting about how poor they were. As I stood in the darkness, peering into the white room, they all stopped and stared at me. Lennon stopped shouting, and Scott Brown turned and said to me very softly ‘Not now Paul, not now...’ Straight up. Goodness knows, maybe too much coffee too close to bedtime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I had a horrific, vivid dream last night that my daughter was run over and killed right in front of me and the subsequent aftermath. The thoughts and images have been with me all day. Aye, cheers for that, brain, ya useless fucking arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Had a dream last night Robbie Williams died after being hit by a car. Also had a dream Man City won the league cup but the only winners podium they could find said CIS Cup Winners 2003 on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 10/01/2020 at 17:59, Slenderman said: Don't know if people on here lucid dream. Used to. Had flying dreams with or without aircraft that I semi consciously learnt how to control and zip around the world, or just float about a room. Also full blown sex with super models and the like. If I'm aware of dreaming now, which is rare, they're usually really boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Variation on sleep paralysis last night. Rather than there being a shadow person in the room it was just a sense of sheer terror & impending doom. Then the bed sheets got pulled off by an unseen entity. Horrible stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hikemountain Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 The strangest dreams are horrible dreams, deserted yards, empty jars, dead branches, broken dolls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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