mathematics Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Do you/Mrs Mathematics' mate/her girlfriend have some signature move or something? Don’t we all have that one special move? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 4 hours ago, mathematics said: Don’t we all have that one special move? Ah, the "early exit". Say no more, my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 On 21/02/2024 at 15:11, mathematics said: Had a threesome game of warhammer Well, there's two phrases I never thought I'd see paired together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I dreamt that I was at school with John Bon Jovi. I bullied him by calling him Von Jobi and everyone else in our year went with it. He was so crippled by the bullying that he never developed any musical talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat1.2 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 5 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: he never developed any musical talent. That bit isn't a dream. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Had a dream last night I was watching Kasabian live and Serge was spending most of the set naked and waving his cock around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Had a dream last night I was watching Kasabian live and Serge was spending most of the set naked and waving his cock around. I read that as The Serge as in @Sergeant Wilson... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I read that as The Serge as in @Sergeant Wilson... How embarrassing...being in Kasabian now. I might have joined if they'd asked me earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 I was in Disneyland with the composer David Arnold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 Last night i was at the shows in England somewhere. Came off the Waltzers and a crowd of folk were watching @johnnydun running around wi an egg on a spoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Last night i was at the shows in England somewhere. Came off the Waltzers and a crowd of folk were watching @johnnydun running around wi an egg on a spoon. I just have this way of entertaining people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 55 minutes ago, johnnydun said: I just have this way of entertaining people. I blame the hour of 7.30-8.30 last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I blame the hour of 7.30-8.30 last night. If it makes you feel any better that slight knock that felt like nothing at all last night, is really painful today. Feels like a bruised rib. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: If it makes you feel any better that slight knock that felt like nothing at all last night, is really painful today. Feels like a bruised rib. “RIGHT ON THE TIT” Spoiler Sorry about that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: “RIGHT ON THE TIT” Hide contents Sorry about that! Nay worries min, it was all accidental. A coming together of great tits! Edited March 23 by johnnydun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 15 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Nay worries min, it was all accidental. A coming together of great tits! A right pair ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 I had a dream last night that I was cycling back to Edinburgh from a meeting in Glasgow. The chain came off my bike in some Lanarkshire backroad but I decided that I could just go down hills and try and push the bike along on flat bits. I crossed a busy road (M74 stand in) and ended up in Falkirk late at night. Passed through a shopping centre and got trapped in a store that was being cleaned by a lot of people. I managed to get out of that and kept going. I came to a warren of backstreets and went through an exhibition in an old tenement dedicated to Hugh McDiarmid. Through some more back streets and I said "This is Armadale" and then the outskirts of Edinburgh. I eventually ended up taking a kip in a garden near my house in the sunshine as it was morning by this time. My brain is very good at making very realistic imaginary cityscapes when dreaming. It's not so good at geography (Falkirk to Armadale going east and it's near Edinburgh?!). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Just had a long dream I got sent to Rwanda. The house was nice enough but so much happened. Whenever I tried to use the windows on the bedroom or the bathroom the blinds would go up and down on their own. I tried opening a window and when I shut it the frame and the stone in the wall itself crumbled and the window wouldn't shut. It was raining the whole time. At first I was there with Maw Sanchez but later on I think I had a wife and child. I didn't have a job at first but then I was filling in for one of the Dessner brothers from The National (I told him I couldn't tell them apart). We played for a bit in my Standard Grade English class. I liked playing the riff from The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness. In the class there was a poster on the wall for Pulp and Taylor Swift among others playing Reading in 2025. When finished I was talking to Aaron about replacing him and he said I needed to know all of the parts before I did, I couldn't just go in. I said I really wanted to and I'd try really hard. He had a massive pile of paper he told me was new songs I had to learn While this was happening I realised there was an Australian woman who'd broken in and been stealing stuff, including one of those portable plug in heaters. This belonged to The National and when I had the woman pinned to the floor I was frantically waving with my left arm motioning they didn't have to buy a new one. I think she tried to steal other stuff including my passport, and it turned out she had a big stash of stuff she'd stolen from other people. She said she was doing it to provide for her daughter. I hadn't actually been outside by this point, I was too afraid of keeping the curtains and blinds shut. I phoned the police. When I picked up the handset it broke in two so I had to hold it carefully. I got through to a guy who asked me what my officer number was. This was written on some paperwork I had that was difficult to read. When I found it and spoke again on the phone I thought the guy was gone but he came back eventually and put me on hold while listening to the Birdie Song. While on the phone I had to keep closing the blinds and windows. Meanwhile in the living room, whichever Dessner it was was accompanied by Kelly Jones from the Stereophonics doing a very strained Rod Stewart impression. When I told him how much I hate Rod Stewart. Their music improved as the windows behind them became a video screen, giant pictures of Jim Kerr and Ian Curtis behind the stage at the Barrowlands while the former played Someone Somewhere in Summertime. While on hold I kept getting my daughter to stop leaving things open and lying around in case we got robbed again. It was late at night and the door went. Loads of Royal Mail workers were outside. It turned out my wife had a job, but we hadn't known. She went out to talk to them while I put our daughter to bed. After my wife was outside loads of Royal Mail workers (in the old navy uniform like Chris from Still Game) were walking towards the crowd outside my door, then pairs of adults and children (oppositely gendered) started walking through my living room to reach them. Then a bird outside woke me up and I've spent the past 25 minutes typing this. I feel like I'm going to die. At least my wife was hit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Dreamt last night that my auntie died and left me a garage. It was delivered to my house and put in my back garden. From the outside it looked like an ordinary garage, but on the inside it was fitted out like a luxury hotel room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 32 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Dreamt last night that my auntie died and left me a garage. It was delivered to my house and put in my back garden. From the outside it looked like an ordinary garage, but on the inside it was fitted out like a luxury hotel room. Was your Auntie Captain Tom's daughter? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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