Strange dreams

[scottsdad]

I was being shown around a building that had been renovated and was being used as offices. The tour guide was telling me about their innovative solutions to space.

I went to go to the toilet, and in the gents there was a desk with a guy sitting at it, working. The desk had a perspex screen in front of it and a urinal attached to it. So, to pish I would stand in front of this guy as he worked, and he could watch me. 

I started laughing, then checked out the cubicle. Another desk with an old woman working at it at one end, the bog at the other. To take a shite I would sit and face the woman. 

I laughed again, trying to tell the folk that this was ridiculous, but they had all bought into it. Actually woke up laughing.

[BFTD]

1 minute ago, scottsdad said:

I was being shown around a building that had been renovated and was being used as offices. The tour guide was telling me about their innovative solutions to space.

I went to go to the toilet, and in the gents there was a desk with a guy sitting at it, working. The desk had a perspex screen in front of it and a urinal attached to it. So, to pish I would stand in front of this guy as he worked, and he could watch me. 

I started laughing, then checked out the cubicle. Another desk with an old woman working at it at one end, the bog at the other. To take a shite I would sit and face the woman. 

I laughed again, trying to tell the folk that this was ridiculous, but they had all bought into it. Actually woke up laughing.

Could see Amazon doing that in their warehouses.

Wee Countdown clock on the desk to show you how much time you had left before the sack.

[scottsdad]

Just now, BTFD said:

Could see Amazon doing that in their warehouses.

Wee Countdown clock on the desk to show you how much time you had left before the sack.

Imagine this, but with the one on the left replaced by an old woman working at her desk.

[BFTD]

12 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

Imagine this, but with the one on the left replaced by an old woman working at her desk.

I'm not sure who gets the worst end of the deal there.

Your privacy is horribly invaded, but she gets to assess every employee's diet based on smell.

[hk blues]

22 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Imagine this, but with the one on the left replaced by an old woman working at her desk.

My wife has always wanted his 'n' hers bathrooms! 

[Jambomo]

I’ve been having weird dreams recently and this one was two nights ago.

I was on a Lothian bus that was going down Broughton St in Edinburgh. it stopped at the junction of a big roundabout, one which has a wall and flowers etc in it, and just stopped there, and didn’t move.

I was wondering what was happening, and so everyone got off as it wasn’t moving. As I got off, I asked someone what was happening and they said “It’s a ghost bus” “get off quickly”. I got off and was like “No way, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s modern and I spoke to the driver as I got on, somebody is having you on.

So I walked along a bit and looked back along the road and it was still there. I was annoyed as someone was obviously taking the piss and I contemplated going and getting back on and getting home. The bus pulled off from the roundabout and instead of going around, it drove through the wall and the flowers, the driver gave me a smile and a wave and the bus disappeared.

Then I woke up

[tamthebam]

On 04/04/2023 at 12:32, Jambomo said:

I’ve been having weird dreams recently and this one was two nights ago.

I was on a Lothian bus that was going down Broughton St in Edinburgh. it stopped at the junction of a big roundabout, one which has a wall and flowers etc in it, and just stopped there, and didn’t move.

I was wondering what was happening, and so everyone got off as it wasn’t moving. As I got off, I asked someone what was happening and they said “It’s a ghost bus” “get off quickly”. I got off and was like “No way, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s modern and I spoke to the driver as I got on, somebody is having you on.

So I walked along a bit and looked back along the road and it was still there. I was annoyed as someone was obviously taking the piss and I contemplated going and getting back on and getting home. The bus pulled off from the roundabout and instead of going around, it drove through the wall and the flowers, the driver gave me a smile and a wave and the bus disappeared.

Then I woke up

A ghost bus going to the hellish realms of the Netherworld where lost souls wander without hope eh? 

It wasn't a 26 to the Pans was it? 

[Rizzo]

Last night I dreamt that I was involved in the production of a live action "Oor Wullie" TV show but the actors were all wearing cardboard masks of their respective comic characters. They were all having to swap their masks out off-camera when a change of expression was necessary. 

Won't lie, it was highly disturbing.

[Florentine_Pogen]

On 04/04/2023 at 12:32, Jambomo said:

I’ve been having weird dreams recently and this one was two nights ago.

I was on a Lothian bus that was going down Broughton St in Edinburgh. it stopped at the junction of a big roundabout, one which has a wall and flowers etc in it, and just stopped there, and didn’t move.

I was wondering what was happening, and so everyone got off as it wasn’t moving. As I got off, I asked someone what was happening and they said “It’s a ghost bus” “get off quickly”. I got off and was like “No way, there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s modern and I spoke to the driver as I got on, somebody is having you on.

So I walked along a bit and looked back along the road and it was still there. I was annoyed as someone was obviously taking the piss and I contemplated going and getting back on and getting home. The bus pulled off from the roundabout and instead of going around, it drove through the wall and the flowers, the driver gave me a smile and a wave and the bus disappeared.

Then I woke up

^^^ Harry Potter mashup of Hogwarts Express / Platform 9 3/4 and The Knight Bus.

 

 

[Hedgecutter]

A spaceship landed in my street, and out came Darth Vader who proceeded to wander into my house.  He told me that somebody had started a thread bad-mouthing him on P&B, instructed me to compile a list of all the thread's contributors, and to calculate the % of content from each using charts in an Excel spreadsheet.

[Venti]

Weirdly having lucid 'Superman' dreams.

Like being in a fight with old school mates.

[TxRover]

14 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

A spaceship landed in my street, and out came Darth Vader who proceeded to wander into my house.  He told me that somebody had started a thread bad-mouthing him on P&B, instructed me to compile a list of all the thread's contributors, and to calculate the % of content from each using charts in an Excel spreadsheet.

Well, demanding you use Excel certainly seems like dark side behavior. So, what were the results?

[tamthebam]

I sometimes have dreams where I'm in familiar places eg Edinburgh but I've invented new streets or buildings

Last night's dream I was in Glasgow and passed an Arabic looking building and a Hindu temple looking building next to each other and I said "that's the Egyptian consulate next to the Indian one"

I get disappointed sometimes when I wake up and find the buildings don't actually exist.

[buchan30]

22 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

A spaceship landed in my street, and out came Darth Vader who proceeded to wander into my house.  He told me that somebody had started a thread bad-mouthing him on P&B, instructed me to compile a list of all the thread's contributors, and to calculate the % of content from each using charts in an Excel spreadsheet.

Don’t know if anyone has started a thread, but i’ll say it. Darth Vader is a knobhead. Builds a “death star” with a fundamental flaw that he never addresses. And while we are on it, What sort of would be, ruler of the galaxy hires a load of folk who consistently fail to hit their target? Surely if that is the sort of accuracy he was looking for, He should have just became manager of (insert name of Scottish football team here). 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I'm going to see Paramore at the Hydro next Monday. Last night I dreamed I was trying to get my ticket sorted on my phone before I left, but I couldn't, and every time I looked at the time it had moved forward loads. I think by the time it ended it was 7PM and I still hadn't left the house. Relatively normal.

Later on I decided to leave the house at 2PM. Fine. Until I ended up being Jeremy Clarkson and test driving a tiny electric car that ran on train tracks in a secret underground military/government base, trying to sneak around trains and away from the dustpan and brush which was going alone the rails and cleaning underneath the trains/flatbed things on them. Eventually I reached the end of the maze I was on and started going really far down (while filming the end of my car review) to the bit where the people worked, where I was going to get found out.

I think I woke up around the back of eight and managed to convince myself I still have a few days to go and I haven't missed anything.

[TxRover]

On 11/04/2023 at 01:43, buchan30 said:

Don’t know if anyone has started a thread, but i’ll say it. Darth Vader is a knobhead. Builds a “death star” with a fundamental flaw that he never addresses. And while we are on it, What sort of would be, ruler of the galaxy hires a load of folk who consistently fail to hit their target? Surely if that is the sort of accuracy he was looking for, He should have just became manager of (insert name of Scottish football team here). 

Always felt it was sorta contradictory that we see Obi-Wan point out how precise the blaster shots were on the Jawa transporter, and from there on the shooting of Imperial Stormtroopers is a joke. On a related note,

 

[tamthebam]

11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I'm going to see Paramore at the Hydro next Monday. Last night I dreamed I was trying to get my ticket sorted on my phone before I left, but I couldn't, and every time I looked at the time it had moved forward loads. I think by the time it ended it was 7PM and I still hadn't left the house. Relatively normal.

Later on I decided to leave the house at 2PM. Fine. Until I ended up being Jeremy Clarkson and test driving a tiny electric car that ran on train tracks in a secret underground military/government base, trying to sneak around trains and away from the dustpan and brush which was going alone the rails and cleaning underneath the trains/flatbed things on them. Eventually I reached the end of the maze I was on and started going really far down (while filming the end of my car review) to the bit where the people worked, where I was going to get found out.

I think I woke up around the back of eight and managed to convince myself I still have a few days to go and I haven't missed anything.

If I was going to see Paramore I'd be having twisted dreams about Hayley Williams instead of this pish.

[Miguel Sanchez]

7 hours ago, tamthebam said:

If I was going to see Paramore I'd be having twisted dreams about Hayley Williams instead of this pish.

I had one a few weeks ago where she turned up at my work and I was going about telling everyone she was an angel. Maybe I'm too nice.

[Venti]

Harrowing nightmare.

Was kidnapped by Scientologists,

Started I was at some conference/seminar & soon realised what was going on by what was being talked about & said I was leaving.

Then hundreds of robot-like cultists turned on me & overpowered me. Injected my with something so I was paralysed.

After that they stole my wallet & said they would steal my identity. Started breaking my bones which I couldnt feel, but could see.

Fucking chilling.

Must have been bad, since my bedroom windows were fogged up AF.

[DA Baracus]

Not that strange but dreamed that my dad died. It was a pretty deep, vivid and lengtyh dream that took in preparations for his funeral and some pretty upsetting feelings on my part.

I imagine it's because he did nearly die recently and had to spend a week in hospital.