bennett Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 No, I said evidence, not groundless prejudice. It's not at all how you wish to characterise it. Next time i'm down that way i'll take my phone out and film some of the natives. I just hope they don't put me on trial for witchcraft..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Next time i'm down that way i'll take my phone out and film some of the natives. I just hope they don't put me on trial for witchcraft..... I'm not a fan of mindless, unpleasant prejudice, me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I'm not a fan of mindless, unpleasant prejudice, me. that was random.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 that was random.... It really wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Ask the Hibs fan and the OF wanks who chimed in with their agreement with his sentiments. Dearie me, MT, you're a precious wee thing and no mistake. Jump oot that pram and pick up those toys.......As Aberdeen Bud has already mentioned, it was a bit of levity. A joke. A shitey attempt to get a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. Ho fucking ho. This is the internet. If I had a poond for every time I've been referred to as a Hivs c**t or worse............... [yt] [/yt]So here's the deal. If I offended you, or any other Doonhamers for that matter, I am truly sorry. As an act of contrition, I have already been into the garden, chopped down a birch tree and self-flaggellated with the smaller of the branches. Presently I am waiting for the BBQ to bring some charcoal to a white heat which I shall then spread on the gound and walk over as a further act of penance. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. (But remember, Sawney Bean and his incestuous cannibal clan lived down your way........... ) Edited March 18, 2014 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (But remember, Sawney Bean and his incestuous cannibal clan lived down your way........... ) Your geographic knowledge is sadly lacking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Your geographic knowledge is sadly lacking. You don't need geographic knowledge for someone who never existed Willie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 You don't need geographic knowledge for someone who never existed Willie. The depth of your ignorance is almost impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) (But remember, Sawney Bean and his incestuous cannibal clan lived down your way........... ) So, to re-cap: In order to provide evidence that Dumfries is backward and some sort of national centre for excellence when it comes to the old in-breeding; the Hibs fan has referred to a centuries old and almost certainly fictional tale about a bloke from Lothian who settled in Bennett's native Ayrshire to practise cannibalism and incest. Not doing that well here, are we? Surely there must be stats out there about, I don't know, educational attainment or life expectancy or violent crime that would prove how backward we are down here when compared to our central belt friends? Edited March 19, 2014 by Monkey Tennis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxs Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 So, to re-cap: In order to provide evidence that Dumfries is backward and some sort of national centre for excellence when it comes to the old in-breeding; the Hibs fan has referred to a centuries old and almost certainly fictional tale about a bloke from Lothian who settled in Bennett's native Ayrshire to practise cannibalism and incest. Not doing that well here, are we? Surely there must be stats out there about, I don't know, educational attainment or life expectancy or violent crime that would prove how backward we are down here when compared to our central belt friends? is this the lets laugh at rangers or are we now on poor me monkey tennis thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Back on topic .... THE NEWCUNTO F.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Monkey the slack jawed yokel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Monkey the slack jawed yokel for some reason I imagine that the shull looks like hyper, gun touting sherrif out the simpsons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 for some reason I imagine that the shull looks like hyper, gun touting sherrif out the simpsons I've never been liquidated . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I've never been liquidated . I can provide the blender, feel free to jump in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 for some reason I imagine that the shull looks like hyper, gun touting sherrif out the simpsons I've always pictured him as more of a Barney lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Comedy double act to match Hinge & Brackett 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Comedy double act to match Hinge & Brackett who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottxs Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Comedy double act to match Hinge & Brackett more like dumb and dumber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-aqZLBpQc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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