The Minertaur Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Course I'm the one who's laughing, 'cause I actually love brown toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Do a Columbo, do a Columbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 'Who are you, the cannabis police?' Well, no, that would fall under the remit of the actual police'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 “Johnson?!” “Mark?!”“Johnson?!”“Mark?!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 "I'm in a relationship, Mark." "Oh, no, God, no. I didn't mean..." "And it's a same-sex relationship." "No, I'm sorry..." "And I don't find you attractive. Even speaking objectively." "Great! The big triple: uninterested, unavailable, and physically repulsed." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 ‘Then why the fuck did you say it was your baby?!’ Another underrated line IMO. When they all find out who the father of Sophie’s baby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 "Don't mind Mark, Super Hans. He's a bit down in the dumps. He's been raped." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Socks before or after trousers but never socks before pants, that's the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken. He just does not give one, solitary shit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Quite amazing when you read these quotes you always hear them in the characters voices. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 "Hey, look at that. Mike's arse. Quite a nice arse he's got on him there, wouldn't you say? I, for one, certainly wouldn't mind... giving him one." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 You jizzcock, you piss kidney. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabGaz Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 “Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 ‘Looks like a war gun’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 "Malaysia, not pretty. Falklands, ditto." "Did you kill many black babies?" "In the Falklands?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 "Mummy. Coffee. Fucky hurry uppy." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 [emoji1319]to everyone. Some tremendous clips and quotes here.Still my favourite though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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