Popular Post dorlomin Posted April 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: His sister looks like she'd shout the vilest obscenities at you whilst you tried to satisfy her. Kim Jong-Wid. Edited April 25, 2020 by dorlomin 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 25 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Are we sure Boris is still alive. Has anyone seen him since he got coronavirus? Is anyone sure Boris even exists? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Going by the previous rumours from South Korea, he's been kept alive by the plasma of newly born babies of deliberately Covid infected mothers, and in a week or so will be shown jauntily sporting a new pork pie hat whilst inspecting a new missile launch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 38 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: His sister looks like she'd shout the vilest obscenities at you whilst you tried to satisfy her. Pretty sure she was one of the villains in Olympus Has Fallen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Dennis Rodman showed up with some beer and chicken yet? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Ah've heard two different stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Bet ya the medical team that performed the surgery are alive and well and there families will have a long and fruitful life 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 He'll have some sort of Palpatine procedure to absorb life essence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Quote 'Kim Jong-un dead' Zombie flick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: His sister looks like she'd shout the vilest obscenities at you whilst you tried to satisfy her. Who's going to take the plunge and pump that to keep the line going? The minute you let fly you're fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 A nuclear armed rogue state with no clear succession plan, a starving populous and its current leader possibly in a vegetative state. What could possibly go wrong. Not to mention the fact we’re in the middle of a worldwide pandemic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Had the pleasure of meeting Kim Jong un at a charity do once. He was surprisingly funny and VERY down to earth. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Kim Jong Deux poised to take over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Had the pleasure of meeting Kim Jong un at a charity do once. He was surprisingly funny and VERY down to earth. Dead patter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 He's going to come back like the rangers, isn't he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 She looks like she's watching two political prisoners fight to the death, after which she'll shag the winner then fire an anti-aircraft gun at himWhat a way to go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Chicken Wing said: He's going to come back like the rangers, isn't he? What, unsufferable c***s? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) It'll be very interesting if this causes a chain of events leading to South Korea's bluff being called on reunification. It's a popular issue in Korea, it has widespread public support. But the 'public' part of that is very important. Korea is a society where being seen and heard doing the right thing is very important. Deviating from the heard mentality in Korean society is rarely done. However, once you have a few Korean friends, you tend to hear different views on reunification. Basically, South Koreans like being rich and they know that increasing their population by 50% is not a great idea when it comes to maintaining that wealth. It's even less of a great idea when you consider that the incoming population would be malnourished, uneducated, low-skilled, brainwashed to a degree, totally out of sync with the modern world and South Korean society. The spending required to build an infrastructure and civil society in North Korea will be incredible. It'll take decades. Who pays for that? What does it do to the existing society? It becomes an even worse idea when you consider that this process will almost certainly lead to some kid of armed resistance from loyalists inside the North Korean regime who would have access to nuclear material as well as plenty of conventional weapons. Korea has a rugged terrain and putting down a guerilla movement there could take decades. Plus, of course, there are plenty of North Korean weapons pointed directly at Seoul. Of course, China may not be a hell of a keen reunification, given that reunification actually means essentially pro-Western South Korea becomes the whole country and now has a border with China and tens of thousands of American troops on the ground. Glad I'm out of there. What could go wrong? People I still know in Seoul feeling far from easy about this. Can't say I blame them. Edited April 26, 2020 by JTS98 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 One report has his half-uncle ( is that a thing?) in the frame for succession, Kim Pyong. IF he's deid, of course. In this age of mobile phones and social media, it's either absolutely true or a steaming pile of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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