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MOE
Uh, hi, I'm Moe S.

CROWD
Hi, Moe.

MOE
Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.

The crowd gasps.

SIDESHOW MEL
Whatever did you do, Moe?

MOE
Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine.

(crowd applaud)

Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-yTpaESzkU

that whole bit is fantastic, but I couldnt find the full thing on youtube

Homer Simpson: You used to be a boxer just like me?

Moe Szyslak: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

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MOE

Uh, hi, I'm Moe S.

CROWD

Hi, Moe.

MOE

Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.

The crowd gasps.

SIDESHOW MEL

Whatever did you do, Moe?

MOE

Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine.

(crowd applaud)

Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha!

from the episode where Homer buys a gun, that scene had me in tears, brilliant

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Reading through this really does make you realise how poor the new episodes are. Its a sad day when the couch gags/intros seem to have more effort put into them than the actual episode itself (though there has been some very clever intros).

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I always loved the file photos of homer they had on the news

Agreed!

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The last 3 weren't file photos but I couldn't help adding them! The last one in particular floored me the first time I saw it. It is so simple, yet I can imagine the animators p£shing themselves laughing when it was first drawn. I can picture everyone gathered around it in stitches! Genius!

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Agreed!

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The last 3 weren't file photos but I couldn't help adding them! The last one in particular floored me the first time I saw it. It is so simple, yet I can imagine the animators p£shing themselves laughing when it was first drawn. I can picture everyone gathered around it in stitches! Genius!

'Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further! No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO!

Dramatization may not have happened.'

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Homer: "MMmm, donuts!"

*Homer scoffs several donuts*

Lenny: "Hey, Homer, slow down! You're gonna choke, or something!"

Homer: "Don't tell me how to eat donu-"

*Homer starts severely choking and banging his fists on the table*

Carl: "Hey, Homer's choking again. Someone scare him."

Worker: "That's for the hiccups!"

*Homer dances around the tea room still choking on the donuts*

Lenny: "Hey look at this, soft ball starts this week!"

Homer: "BRUHELEGH! Softball!"

Easily my favourite scene. Genius :lol:

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just checked my recordings and see i have two classic episodes

Cape Feare

Mother Simpson

Both fucking classic, mother simpson has the burns in a tank clip i posted earlier

edit to add: the cape feare episode has the scene with homer practising to be Mr Thompson :lol:

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