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59 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

'I heard your Dad went into a restaurant, he ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.'

'My Dad might have gained a little weight, but he's not some sort of food crazed maniac.'

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'Ooo, that's raspberry.'

One of my favourite things about this scene is the fact that Homer eating everything did cause a restaurant to close in another episode.

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'Mrs Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?'

'We pretty much went straight home'

'You're under oath, Mrs Simpson'

'We drove around until 3am trying to find another all you can eat fish restaurant'

'And when you couldn't find one?'

'We went fishing.'

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16 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

'Mrs Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant?'

'We pretty much went straight home'

'You're under oath, Mrs Simpson'

'We drove around until 3am trying to find another all you can eat fish restaurant'

'And when you couldn't find one?'

'We went fishing.'

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Lisa: Dad...

Homer: Yes, honey?

Lisa: Uh..mm... Mom just baked a cake...

Homer: (runs to kitchen) Huh?

Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious chat.

Homer: You dragged me all the way from work for that!?



Homer: Marge... this is everything I've ever dreamed of right here - and no one's going to take it away from me. You never had faith in me before, but let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead! Now I'm a big fat dynamo!! And where's that cake!?!!

Marge: There's no cake.

Homer: Aw.

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