Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Mouldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed118 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 I dont wanna be on the teamWell why are you running the obstacle course? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_e'hm_A_Dee Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Seymour the house is on fire!! No mother, it's just the northern lights.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Quote Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Professor: Yes I would, Kent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Since the police can't seem to get off their duffaronies to do something about this burglareeno I think it's time to start a neighbourhood watch. Aroonie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 We need someone else! Someone else! Someone else! I'm someone else! He's right! We don't need a thinker. We need a doer! Someone who'll act without considering the consequences! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 08/11/2016 at 10:17, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Mouldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat! Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Are you going to eat it? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-r-cfc Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 One scene that just popped into my head and made me chuckle to myself is when Homer has a cold calling machine and is calling the whole town with it. Ned and Maude are in bed constantly being woken by it with Ned always answering in case it's his mother then Homer screams over at them to keep the noise down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Just watched "Homer and Apu". Didn't realise how funny an episode it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 This part in the "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" episode from the fantastic Season 5 always tickles me:Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel...Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.Homer: Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO… ooh! Free Willy!Principal Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?Everyone: Guilty.Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?Everyone: Aw.Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 No matter how many times that scene's posted in here, it'll never fail to get old. I'd say that's probably my favourite episode - Homer has some amazing lines in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 "I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline!" "Dad, feline means 'cat'." "Elephant, honey, it's an elephant. And I'm sure he'll make a graaaaand piano!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 "I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline!" "Dad, feline means 'cat'." "Elephant, honey, it's an elephant. And I'm sure he'll make a graaaaand piano!" "Here's the keys!" "Elephants don't have keys.""I'll keep these then." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 "Sheeesh, look at these refugees......how about a smile" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 "I'm not going to lie to you, Marge..." followed by silence! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 'I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth sized bar.' <Eats bar, picks up phone> 'Hospital, please.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
German Jag Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Have started listening to the "four fingered discount" podcast, which does a review / analysis etc. of each episode. They're currently on series 4 (this week was Marge v's the Monorail, last week was Homer's triple bypass). Done by a couple of Australians, not brilliant but brings back memories and an enjoyable way to pass an hour or so. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 (edited) "This can't be right! This man has 104% body fat!" "Would anyone like any coffee?" "I'll have some." "Like it black would you?! LIKE YOUR HEART! IT'S SO HARD TO LISTEN TO YOU ALL! I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!" Edited December 3, 2016 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 -- Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and then release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle. Remember that? -- Yeah. -- When Daddy hit the referee? -- Yeah. -- Yeah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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