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Correct, back in 1997 and in true Celtic classic timing it was a few days before a game at Ibrox

I also remember Aiden McGeady was meant to have called Artur Boruc a fat b*****d one day for which he received a smack to the puss for his troubles

At least one ex-Sellick Polish keeper can finish a fight:

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/former-celtic-goalkeeper-lukasz-zaluska-6715335

Picking on wee Aiden, though? Dreadful stuff.

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Had to laugh at Paton changing his plea from not guilty to guilty at the last minute

Translated as his lawyer told him he was fucked and damage limitation was the objective here

The sinister thing is Zaluska threatening, " to phone Northern Irish player Paddy McCourt and tell him that Mr Wilson (Mark Wilson) was "with a ***".

What an utter cesspit Sellick Park is.

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Had to laugh at Paton changing his plea from not guilty to guilty at the last minute

Translated as his lawyer told him he was fucked and damage limitation was the objective here

You realise you've got the story entirely back to front?

Paton was charged with a very serious assault. Which he pled not guilty to. The chief prosecution witness (after Zaluska himself failed to show) gave evidence that the complainer was steaming drunk, acting like a complete bell end and threatening Paton. Paton gave him a slap. Realising that their case had collapsed the prosecution were only too happy to drop the original charges in return for a guilty plea for a minor assault. Paton generously accepted their offer. Classic case of the PF grossly overcharging in the first place.

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You realise you've got the story entirely back to front?

Paton was charged with a very serious assault. Which he pled not guilty to. The chief prosecution witness (after Zaluska himself failed to show) gave evidence that the complainer was steaming drunk, acting like a complete bell end and threatening Paton. Paton gave him a slap. Realising that their case had collapsed the prosecution were only too happy to drop the original charges in return for a guilty plea for a minor assault. Paton generously accepted their offer. Classic case of the PF grossly overcharging in the first place.

Zaluska was on the bench for his club in Germany last night, so it's hardly surprising that he didn't show up.

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What are these rumours about Jim Murphy and the Celtic board? :lol:

Maybe related to The Malodorous Ones' attempt to oust someone from their board because he's a Tory?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/thousands-furious-celtic-fans-call-6721630

Who knows what goes through the mind of the supporters of the Inclusive Club.

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Maybe related to The Malodorous Ones' attempt to oust someone from their board because he's a Tory?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/thousands-furious-celtic-fans-call-6721630

Who knows what goes through the mind of the supporters of the Inclusive Club.

Seemingly the Daily Record are preparing a story saying he'll join the board...

:lol:

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Maybe related to The Malodorous Ones' attempt to oust someone from their board because he's a Tory?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/thousands-furious-celtic-fans-call-6721630

Who knows what goes through the mind of the supporters of the Inclusive Club.

You love a fume over a Daily Record article eh?

I don't even see how in the hell you've managed to become raging about that one.

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Only in the warped mind of a clatty b*****d can laughter be construed as rage.

"What an utter cesspit Celtic Park is" was the most histrionic reaction to a DR story so far on this page, but your fuming that people don't want someone who voted to make life harder for the poorest in our society being given position in the club they support seemed pretty humourless and rage filled too.

It's like you're desperately hunting for reasons to be raging about Celtic. Poppy season must be like your Christmas.

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The OP, on 28 Oct 2015 - 22:41, said:

"What an utter cesspit Celtic Park is" was the most histrionic reaction to a DR story so far on this page, but your fuming that people don't want someone who voted to make life harder for the poorest in our society being given position in the club they support seemed pretty humourless and rage filled too.

It's like you're desperately hunting for reasons to be raging about Celtic. Poppy season must be like your Christmas.

Having a former keeper threaten " to phone Northern Irish player Paddy McCourt and tell him that Mr Wilson (Mark Wilson) was "with a ***". shows what a cesspit you lot inhabit.

Having a petition to oust a director because he's a Tory confirms just what a mess The Inclusive Club is in.

Such stories are amusing and your anger at them being posted merely adds to the mirth.

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Having a former keeper threaten " to phone Northern Irish player Paddy McCourt and tell him that Mr Wilson (Mark Wilson) was "with a ***". shows what a cesspit you lot inhabit.

Having a petition to oust a director because he's a Tory confirms just what a mess The Inclusive Club is in.

Such stories are amusing and your anger at them being posted merely adds to the mirth.

Aye, ok.

I'd like to say we've missed you too, but no. Just no.

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No idea what that means nor do I care. I simply highlighted a couple of amusing news stories about your odious club in a thread dedicated to that purpose.

I'm just inferring from your posting style that you're becoming bored by the (extended) journey and continuing irrelevance.

Kudos on not looking fuming or histrionic in your recent usage of words like 'cesspit' and 'odious' btw.

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