Dee Man Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, banana said: My reading is that he's selecting from these disciplines as a service to humanity, with the intention of everything going tits up. He should take Neil McCann as well then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, The OP said: When there's an emergency I'd imagine a fashion designer would be slightly less useful than an inanimate carbon rod. What do you think @Inanimate Carbon Rod? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: He should take Neil McCann as well then. An Architect of your demise, I like it. Get a cheeky wee application in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Elon Musk's first paying customer to the moon is a man called Yusaku Maezawa who has decided to select his fellow passengers from the artists below. Should have watched Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogcQ7Z4bh5w Looks like a very poor series of the Old Grey Whistle Test. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Either way, I wouldn't be choosing from a bunch of poncey artists if I was flying to the moon; I'd be wanting to be surrounded by as many experts in space travel as possible in case it went tits up. I'd be having an astronaut, a rocket scientist and an aeronautical engineer for starters. I'd be very disappointed in myself if I was sat on the moon in a capsule with faulty engines if the guy on the left of me was holding a paintbrush and the guy on the right an acoustic guitar. 1 hour ago, The OP said: When there's an emergency I'd imagine a fashion designer would be slightly less useful than an inanimate carbon rod. If you're orbiting the moon and things go tits up you might as well go out in style. Would happily have Normski to my right, talking clothes, and Susana Hoffs with her guitar to my left strumming Eternal Flame as we start to melt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Susana Hoffs to my left, strumming. More like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 If it goes tits up in space there’s no comeback, imo. As well going out dressed immaturely, listening to enjoyable music while absolutely out your face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 look at the state of this - stumpy, fat-legs, shite hair cut, shapeless skirt, plain shoes and an arse the size of a transit van should spend more time taking care of her own appearance IMO, rather than pontificating on what other people should wear ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Didn't realise Sturgeon had a side line with Versace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: look at the state of this - stumpy, fat-legs, shite hair cut, shapeless skirt, plain shoes and an arse the size of a transit van should spend more time taking care of her own appearance IMO, rather than pontificating on what other people should wear ! Michty me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, NJ2 said: If it goes tits up in space there’s no comeback, imo. As well going out dressed immaturely, listening to enjoyable music while absolutely out your face. Have you not seen Apollo 13? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: look at the state of this - stumpy, fat-legs, shite hair cut, shapeless skirt, plain shoes and an arse the size of a transit van should spend more time taking care of her own appearance IMO, rather than pontificating on what other people should wear ! Wid (Surprised it took this long) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Have you not seen Apollo 13?Good point. I’ll take those lads. I’d be no help at all tbh, think I’ll sit this one out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 I see those crazy Japs have an asteroid mission on the go. http://www.hayabusa2.jaxa.jp/en/ Here it is from 6km. and they've now landed something on it. Pretty good aim IMO. The thing was only about 1km diameter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I see those crazy Japs have an asteroid mission on the go. http://www.hayabusa2.jaxa.jp/en/ Here it is from 6km. POV shot of being teabagged by @Granny Danger IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: POV shot of being teabagged by @Granny Danger IMO 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Pretty good aim IMO. The thing was only about 1km diameter. Pfft, unless you're Chris Iwelumo, that's not that much of a challenge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Interesting. Could solve the problem of Aberdeen fans having to get to Hampden before 12 on a Sunday though. Quote Earth could be reduced to a dense mass measuring just 330 feet across if particle accelerators set off a catastrophic chain of events, the astronomer royal has warned. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/09/29/earth-could-shrink-330ft-across-particle-accelerator-experiments/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Interesting. Could solve the problem of Aberdeen fans having to get to Hampden before 12 on a Sunday though. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/09/29/earth-could-shrink-330ft-across-particle-accelerator-experiments/ We'll be like The Clangers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: We'll be like The Clangers. The Soup Dragon will have to get busy. Going to be a bit of a squeeze too, there would only be room for Sneckies, the rest of you can f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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