BFTD Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Today's reason to be cheerful? The childish joy in rearranging the tubes of dried herbs and spices to spell out vaguely childish rude words. Come on then, give us some examples of your handiwork. I remember everyone at primary school folding dinner tickets so they read 'DICKET'. Oh, how we laughed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Didn't have my phone with me. But I'm reliably informed that its possible to be quite creative: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Spotting a one word post by vT in the Clyde V Shire Thread that he had to edit. Thanks for playing. Swing and a miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Didn't have my phone with me. But I'm reliably informed that its possible to be quite creative: Ah, I see! Yes, visits to Tesco will never quite be the same again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 After nearly 4 weeks without it, we finally have broadband again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 After nearly 4 weeks without it, we finally have broadband again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Making myself a sausage sandwich for dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Square sausage? Nah links, all we have in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I'm eating a Szechuan beef stir-fry. It's not bad at all. Could murder a sausage sandwich smothered with butter & brown sauce though. Sounds amazing. As a last minute stroke of genius I decided to put some cheese in it and put it on the Foreman for a couple of minutes. Probably the best decision anyone has ever made, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I'm eating a Szechuan beef stir-fry. It's not bad at all. Could murder a sausage sandwich smothered with butter & brown sauce though. Asda have a new product out, teriyaki beef sizzler, it is fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Going out all day after a couple of weekends in!! Roll on 11! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Day out to Edinburgh only interrupted by 90 minutes of football 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I overspent significantly yesterday. A friend wishes my company today but I'm pinkers. My friend has proclaimed 'eh owe ya, mate' My friend is an absolute Paul McGowan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Is your friend a Teletubbie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Instead of having to go to the football today and have a laugh and a few beers, I get to go to my mother-in-laws for badly made tea and a visit to the cemetery so she can cry crocodile tears. I am absolutely delighted about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Instead of having to go to the football today and have a laugh and a few beers, I get to go to my mother-in-laws for badly made tea and a visit to the cemetery so she can cry crocodile tears. I am absolutely delighted about this. Be a gentleman and offer to make the tea yourself. That's half the problem solved. Be a complete b*****d and slip some arsenic into hers. No point leaving a job half done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Is your friend a Teletubbie? He's just been told he looks like Frankenstein when hungover by the barman. I'm exceptionally happy tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Going out all day after a couple of weekends in!! Roll on 11! Stay away from my sister, she was deeply disappointed last time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 He's just been told he looks like Frankenstein when hungover by the barman. I'm exceptionally happy tbh. School boy error. Frankenstein was the creator, the monster or creature is what he means.If there is one thing I hate, it's barmen who don't know their gothic novels. Get him telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just finished work for 3 weeks. Off to Gleneagles tomorrow for the weekend, including dining at Andrew Fairlies on Friday night. Then I'm heading down to Cheltenham on Monday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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