sjc Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Why wouldn't you be at the front of the queue for picking keys out of a bowl? Surely you'd want the widest choice? Fucking amateurs. The mere chance of pulling out Magees van keys would be reason enough for most not to participate..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Just now, sjc said: The mere chance of pulling out Magees van keys would be reason enough for most not to participate..... I dunno. A van could be useful. The 'FREE CANDY' writing should be easy enough to remove with a bit of elbow grease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Last day of “Movember” today, can get rid of this pathetic moustache (attempt) now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Good luck mate I read this in the voice of 'whispering' Ted Low, about to commentate on the first ever 147 break at the crucible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Received an offer today to do what is basically my dream job for a 2/3 pay rise on a job I’ve been doing for 3 months. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ad Lib said: Received an offer today to do what is basically my dream job for a 2/3 pay rise on a job I’ve been doing for 3 months. Congrats. Strongly advise that you take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Sitting in Lanzarote with glass of Yaiza wine after a day sunbathing in 26 degrees 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 hours ago, pandarilla said: I read this in the voice of 'whispering' Ted Low, about to commentate on the first ever 147 break at the crucible. Funnily enough Tynieness does look just like Cliff Thorburn! Spitting double in fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, sjc said: Funnily enough Tynieness does look just like Cliff Thorburn! Spitting double in fact. Does he wear a polyester three piece suit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 59 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Does he wear a polyester three piece suit? He's not that trendy to be honest..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Does he wear a brown polyester three piece suit? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Taking a half day when you're on an 11-7 shift then heading straight to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 15 hours ago, sjc said: Funnily enough Tynieness does look just like Cliff Thorburn! Spitting double in fact. He’s in his late 60’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 16 hours ago, sjc said: Funnily enough Tynieness does look just like Cliff Thorburn! Spitting double in fact. Great tache. 16 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Does he wear a polyester three piece suit? I don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 35 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Great tache. That's why you're the housewives favourite of West Lothian.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1) The other half got a new job: better working hours, 30 mins each way less commute, £2k more a year. 2) Free tickets in the yellow wall for Dortmund vs Hannover. Not the worst of days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Austin MacPhee and his poor basketball skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Austin MacPhee and his poor basketball skills. Not one of my favourite bands. Never the same since Ian Cathro left the band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Just now, philpy said: Not one of my favourite bands. Never the same since Ian Cathro left the band. Ah, their flirtation with electronic music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I love wintery Sunday mornings, nothing beats sitting drinking coffee, looking out at the sea with not a care, heating on, then taking a dump in your lovely warm toilet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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