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The owner of the local semi-pro basketball team, of which I'm a season ticket holder, heard I was leaving and invited me round to his house tonight for drinks and to give me some free merchandise. A really nice guy with a very very nice house.

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13 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

The owner of the local semi-pro basketball team, of which I'm a season ticket holder, heard I was leaving and invited me round to his house tonight for drinks and to give me some free merchandise. A really nice guy with a very very nice house.

Did you both go to town on his Mrs?

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8 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

bollocks you're smuggling AK47s arent you

Arms are a mugs game in Uzbekistan, heroin's where the money's at. Shurpa canning factory in Termez I reckon, stuffed full of Afghan goodness and exported to the friendly Uzbek diaspora.

 

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Arms are a mugs game in Uzbekistan, heroin's where the money's at. Shurpa canning factory in Termez I reckon, stuffed full of Afghan goodness and exported to the friendly Uzbek diaspora.
 
Nah, Tajikistan is where it's at in that regard though the border was closed when I took a wander down.
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My prostate cancer related PSA marker is back to about normal for someone my age after 6 months treatment, which is nice, considering it started at a near record breaking high. Going to risk booking flights for next years Euros to celebrate.
Excellent news mate.
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Just now, pandarilla said:
9 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
My prostate cancer related PSA marker is back to about normal for someone my age after 6 months treatment, which is nice, considering it started at a near record breaking high. Going to risk booking flights for next years Euros to celebrate.

Excellent news mate.

Cheers! 

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 I have just finished work and have two and a half weeks holiday, not going anywhere which is fine.  Was greeted when I came home with a chilled beer and a tequilla.  Absolute bliss. 

 

 

 

 

 

Should start odds on when I'll be in the petty things that get on your nerves, or the wife will be on the killer wives with knives thread on mumsnet. 

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38 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

The best curry in Edinburgh was Vdeep till Hardeep Singh Kohli did his sexual harassment stuff and it closed soon after.

 

Anyway my RTBC is my wee boy has started saying stuff that isn't Mummy and Daddy and it's lovely.

Is it "cuñt"?

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