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18 hours ago, BFTD said:

Tam McB's daughter, presumably? Bobby Skidmarks doesn't seem to post much anymore, so you're probably safe from hearing about his nickname.

I am very much aware of the nickname.

In any case I attended the school where he taught so I'm not unused to people saying unpleasant things about my father to my face.

17 hours ago, RH33 said:

Hope fanny has recovered!

Thankfully after in excess of 24 hours of labour, an unsuccessful syntocin drip and discussion of an episitomy the small person became distressed (tbf so was I by that point) so she was extracted via the emergency exit. Just a shame about the state of my pelvic floor.

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48 minutes ago, McB said:

I am very much aware of the nickname.

In any case I attended the school where he taught so I'm not unused to people saying unpleasant things about my father to my face.

Thankfully after in excess of 24 hours of labour, an unsuccessful syntocin drip and discussion of an episitomy the small person became distressed (tbf so was I by that point) so she was extracted via the emergency exit. Just a shame about the state of my pelvic floor.

ASL?

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1 hour ago, McB said:

I am very much aware of the nickname.

In any case I attended the school where he taught so I'm not unused to people saying unpleasant things about my father to my face.

Thankfully after in excess of 24 hours of labour, an unsuccessful syntocin drip and discussion of an episitomy the small person became distressed (tbf so was I by that point) so she was extracted via the emergency exit. Just a shame about the state of my pelvic floor.

Oft that was some shift. My son was reluctant and got dragged out by forceps after similar amount time.

Good news, the next two were out in under six hours! 

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Ah the ol sunroof extraction. Not as stressful when planned. Alot more when not and you haven't an effing clue why half the staff on the ward suddenly appeares and whisked your wife out the room within about 15 seconds.

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35 minutes ago, weirdcal said:

Ah the ol sunroof extraction. Not as stressful when planned. Alot more when not and you haven't an effing clue why half the staff on the ward suddenly appeares and whisked your wife out the room within about 15 seconds.

Or the stuck placenta when six people try and dig it out, then move you to theatre, give you to good drugs and four of them seemed climb in as one sat on me.....in other circumstances this would be fun....

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