Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Surprised an alpaca never tried to pump him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Surprised an alpaca never tried to pump him.Why do you think I enjoyed it so much? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 25/07/2020 at 06:51, Dee Man said: Off to a gay club with indoor and outdoor areas and a rooftop terrace for an all day dance event today on a lovely 22c day. Magic. Well? Did you get beaten up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Well? Did you get beaten up? I suspect he chose a gay club because he thinks the gays dont punch as hard. Hope Orlando Cruz was there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Just finished an alpaca walk. Was fucking brilliant, absolutely loved walking with one. Wasn't a dick like I thought but a wee sweetheart. Will upload a picture Pic later. They have a few of them at Blair Drummond, and they're easily the friendliest animals there. Also, they're from the Andes, with hooves instead of handies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Surprised an alpaca never tried to pump him. Why do you think I enjoyed it so much? I hear they make great lovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Surprised an alpaca never tried to pump him. Is that the last unfortunate injury on your bingo card? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I hear they make great lovers. Certainly better manners than you in this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I hear they make great lovers. Certainly better manners than you in this thread. Shut it llama lips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Perkin Flump said: Is that the last unfortunate injury on your bingo card? Start as you mean to go on. Aged about 5. Was forever landing on my head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Start as you mean to go on. Aged about 5. Was forever landing on my head. How, just how, did you go from fine to bump on head at that point?!? I was a clumsy b*****d, but bugger I down dead that is inconceivable. No wonder poor muffy & the rent boi are always stricken, stop with the curse already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: How, just how, did you go from fine to bump on head at that point?!? I was a clumsy b*****d, but bugger I down dead that is inconceivable. No wonder poor muffy & the rent boi are always stricken, stop with the curse already. Not on that occasion, just in general, jumping off kerbs etc. Laissez-faire early 1980’s parenting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 This is Taro. Enjoys staying at the back of the line protecting the "caravan". Which was all the more enjoyable as one of the lassies in front had an absolutely worldly rump. No pictures taken of said rump. But here's Taro and I love him to bits. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: This is Taro. Enjoys staying at the back of the line protecting the "caravan". Which was all the more enjoyable as one of the lassies in front had an absolutely worldly rump. No pictures taken of said rump. But here's Taro and I love him to bits. Were you at Bonaly or are these Euro alpacas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Just now, Shandon Par said: Were you at Bonaly or are these Euro alpacas? I don't know where or what Bonaly is, but they live at Alpakahof near Solingen. Originally they are a South American breed but he was born here in Germany. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I don't know where or what Bonaly is, but they live at Alpakahof near Solingen. Originally they are a South American breed but he was born here in Germany. Your new avatar is much more attractive than the old one. There’s an alpaca place near me in Edinburgh. The dog is determined to bag one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Your new avatar is much more attractive than the old one. You'll miss it by Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Stop staring at alpaca's arses, you deviant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Alpaca? 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Were you at Bonaly or are these Euro alpacas? I'm not sure we have the quote right here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: I don't know where or what Bonaly is, but they live at Alpakahof near Solingen. Originally they are a South American breed but he was born here in Germany. It'll never be truly German! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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