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My big cousin had a kid this morning which means im the oldest member of my family without one... Thatll have to change soon!

My plan for if terminal illness strikes is to go on a sex rampage and advise all the sexed females i have dead sperm. Post death an army of mini me's will arrive. On the month of their 18th birthday(they'll all hopefully be born at the same time) they'll receive a dvd i filmed pre death advising of British takeover in my name.

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My big cousin had a kid this morning which means im the oldest member of my family without one... Thatll have to change soon!

Held that position for 13 years..

My mum complains at lack of 'grantchildren' as my sisters are both married with kids and I'm not

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