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I posted this in 'pregnancy and parenting' but more appropriate for here. :D

The wife and boy are away to her parents for the week.

I look forward to lots and lots of sleep :D

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My new car has a function on it that reads out your text messages while you drive. This morning I got the lad to text me: "f**k off you fucker" so we could hear the woman's voice reading that out.

Then we laughed for a ridiculously long time. It was the modern day equivalent of looking up 'boobs' in the dictionary at school, or typing '80085' on your first calculator.

This makes me happy. ^_^

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My new car has a function on it that reads out your text messages while you drive. This morning I got the lad to text me: "f**k off you fucker" so we could hear the woman's voice reading that out.

Then we laughed for a ridiculously long time. It was the modern day equivalent of looking up 'boobs' in the dictionary at school, or typing '80085' on your first calculator.

This makes me happy. ^_^

Never used Google Translate? Fun times in school :lol:

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Never used Google Translate? Fun times in school :lol:

Eh...when I was leaving school they were just taking delivery of BBC computers, so...naw. But at least I can still find things amusing on a teenage level. :lol:

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I posted this in 'pregnancy and parenting' but more appropriate for here. :D

The wife and boy are away to her parents for the week.

I look forward to lots and lots of wanking :D

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I posted this in 'pregnancy and parenting' but more appropriate for here. :D

The wife and boy are away to her parents for the week.

I look forward to lots and lots of wanking :D

I'll be cross-eyed by the end of the week.

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I've decided to use a week of my annual holiday leave to watch the whole week including the final of the World Cup. The way I see it, I'm being paid to watch the greatest sporting event in the world. :D

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