1320Lichtie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'm sick of this blatant "look at me, I got my hole last night" patter. Either post some pics or shut up about it. Yeah I better shut up about it eh??? Apologies. You'll have the last laugh anyways when I found out im riddled Won't say anything more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Not very reassuring tbh ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431900629.233372.jpg ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431900637.833897.jpg What was the "How am I like" in response to?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I await lichtie's post of "burning piss" in PTTGOYN in ~3 days.Or the "she's pregnant" post in a couple of months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Haha she's a sound lass really and knows it was all just banter, well the checked up part Finding out the other bit was a genuine relief though Nothing worse than that kind of fear Now a birthday week back in work, happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 You should stop posting and get a soapy wire brush about that cock whilst there's still hope that the impending fungal infection hasn't gotten in too deep. #prayforlichtieswinkle Arbroath ' s leading consultant will be on hand to administer the wire brush and dottel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Aye, you are not wrong there! Birthday next weekend so will certainly be partaking of a few drinks Good times, make sure to have a good mix of drinks and give yourself a good hangover for your birthday.. Oh and try and avoid landing on the horrific club photos page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Good times, make sure to have a good mix of drinks and give yourself a good hangover for your birthday.. Oh and try and avoid landing on the horrific club photos page. I **touch wood** don't seem to get hangovers! I will certainly try my best to avoid that page, would be gutted if I ended up on that! Birthday is Sunday though, so we will soon find out!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Gillian Smart appears to be going down the Judith Ralston sexy specs route. Which is nice. You could say that its a smart choice. I'm sorry, I'll grab my coat on the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Gillian Smart appears to be going down the Judith Ralston sexy specs route. Which is nice. I wear specs and no-one ever calls me sexy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I have wood. Be round in five mins xx You have just shamelessly stolen Mozza's line, you grasscutting bastirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fudge Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Pupil walked out of their exam today and said 'Easy. Definite A' then proceeded to take a bottle of Orange Jubilee from their bag, unscrew the lid and take a big gulp. I've never been so proud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Just been up to view the progress of my new kitchen. Looking good. Should be able to move back in soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Pupil walked out of their exam today and said 'Easy. Definite A' then proceeded to take a bottle of Orange Jubilee from their bag, unscrew the lid and take a big gulp. I've never been so proud You a Geography teacher then Fudge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Pupil walked out of their exam today and said 'Easy. Definite A' then proceeded to take a bottle of Orange Jubilee from their bag, unscrew the lid and take a big gulp. I've never been so proudMost of ours walked out greeting yesterday. That Higher Maths paper was fucking brutal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Most of ours walked out greeting yesterday. That Higher Maths paper was fucking brutal.Imagine that! Difficult exams, who would expect that? Edited May 21, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Imagine that! Difficult exams, who would expect that?Nah, it was insane. The SQA have well and truly fucked them over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 One time in higher computing we had done a nab, it was a piece of piss and there's one guy in the class making a point of saying "that was laughably easy" We get them back the next day, he's the only one who failed The class proceeds to die of laughter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 21, 2015 Share Posted May 21, 2015 Just been up to view the progress of my new kitchen. Looking good. Should be able to move back in soon. The wife's finally given in and done the dishes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 One time in higher computing we had done a nab, it was a piece of piss and there's one guy in the class making a point of saying "that was laughably easy" We get them back the next day, he's the only one who failed The class proceeds to die of laughter Similarly, an arrogant gimp I went to school with walked out of a tough Higher Maths exam telling everyone in sight that he "nailed it" with a massive grin. The p***k failed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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