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A day on the tills and a break from shelf stacking.

Yeah, I don't work in a shop I'm afraid. I've got a career. Nice try though.

I was thinking more money towards getting pished tomorrow after work.

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:lol: what a stuck up arsehole you've come across there.

Widge = too good to work in a shop

Thank god we have hardy souls who don't have any brains or confidence or ambition in themselves to work in them

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Hopefully Widge loses his job, house, partner and children and is forced to work in the mines for a living.

Repulsive attitude.

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Went to use the vending machine at my work yesterday. 25p credit in it and no one near to be seen, good start. Put 50p in and punch in the number for the crisps I want, which are on the top shelf. Out they fall, on the way down they hit the malteser bit and knock a pack of them out.

Result.

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Went to use the vending machine at my work yesterday. 25p credit in it and no one near to be seen, good start. Put 50p in and punch in the number for the crisps I want, which are on the top shelf. Out they fall, on the way down they hit the malteser bit and knock a pack of them out.

Result.

If they weren't the chargrilled steak crisps I will hunt you down and murder you....

Also answer my calls quicker....

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