Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Cumulus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Ive been reading threads from a few years back all day at work and there are some absolute toppers. Been pissing myself laughing all day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Front. Swells. warm front? Pillow drift. Had to look it up.. Cumulus. According to Google.. Fujiwhara effect- The Fujiwhara effect describes the rotation of two storms around each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Off work until the 2nd! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 £700 landed into my bank this morning courtesy off mr Paddy Power. In the past week, he's given me £1000 of my money back that I've loaned him over the years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 warm front? Swells. I was thinking "wet front" but that's probably a glimpse too far into my mind for everyone's comfort 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) What's wrong with good old fashioned "tits" ?! Edited December 16, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I was thinking "wet front" but that's probably a glimpse too far into my mind for everyone's comfort You've pissed yourself again mate haven't you?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 You've pissed yourself again mate haven't you?! Who the f**k do you think I am? McKee? Wait.... Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Who the f**k do you think I am? McKee? Wait.... Yes Was it a sex piss after watching all those sexy weather girls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Ive been reading threads from a few years back all day at work and there are some absolute toppers. Been pissing myself laughing all day Any ones in particular? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Two years ago: "How dare you make us start in the bottom division?!?! We're the same fucking club!!!" Today:"How dare you fine us for EBT's?!?!?! We're a completely different club!!!" The Rangers: the comedy gift that just keeps on giving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Had a lovely Christmas meal with workmates, a few drinks, now sitting on bus home. A very pleasant afternoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 My internet was due to be set up tomorrow however now working at the moment. Yaldi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Pay day tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww. Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rink http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 That'll be all over the Web now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww.Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rinkhttp://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 Did he propose plastic surgery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Did he propose plastic surgery? He quite clearly proposed that she slip her finger in his ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww. Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rink http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 As well as giving him spider senses, that spider bite appears to have fucked his eyesight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 She looks like she's thinking "Oh fcuk, what have got into?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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