banana Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 f**k that, free booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 ...and never will be. Light entertainment is dead. So is heavy entertainment, Mrs Mills, Tessie O'Shea..................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 So is heavy entertainment, Mrs Mills, Tessie O'Shea.....................Bella Emberg, The Role Polys...I could go on and on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Never heard of ASMR before, so I googled it. Here's from an Independent article... Aye, it's a term that YouTubers have recently made up. Folk seem to feel better about things when they have a medical-sounding term to point to, even if it means hee-haw in the real world. I ken what he means about QVC though - I'd watch the hell out of someone having to talk about a pack of blank tapes for 10 minutes, knowing there's some p***k in his ear demanding that he spin it out longer before the ad break, like those Chewin' the Fat sketches Talking about braingasms as the article says, strongest ASMR ever was sitting studying in a library across from a Spanish foreign exchange student who was wearing a perfume that must've been bottled from Helen of Troy's armpits. Overwhelmingly luscious and scarily debilitating full-on brain, cranium, scalp buzz, sat there for about half an hour indulging in wave after wave of perfume waft. 18-year old me obviously did f**k all about it, never even found out the name of the perfume. I'd probably have ended up living on the street if I had found out tbh, stealing from various cosmetics stores to feed my addiction. I think we've all been there. Not with the same Spanish student, obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Fell asleep on the train? Where were going anyway? Worse, chatting away to some girl completely oblivious to where I was (on a stretch of line I'm very familiar with). Was heading to Lairg to catch the only bus of the day to Durness. Overshot Lairg and ended up in Golspie. Worst bit is that it sat at the station for 5 mins waiting on another train to pass. Girl I was talking to never noticed the stop either. Got there in the end though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Worse, chatting away to some girl completely oblivious to where I was (on a stretch of line I'm very familiar with). Was heading to Lairg to catch the only bus of the day to Durness. Overshot Lairg and ended up in Golspie. Worst bit is that it sat at the station for 5 mins waiting on another train to pass. Girl I was talking to never noticed the stop either. Got there in the end though! Did you aye, game on mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I'm convinced ASMR is some kind of weird sexual thing. There must be a group of lassies out there who get the tingles from hearing a fat man's belly wobble. What's your pleasure, Mr 19QOS19? Trust me, there are. They love it more than a pig loves three inches of Tory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Trust me, there are. They love it more than a pig loves three inches of Tory. Top boi, get out there and show them who's boss! (the lassies, not the pigs ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 ...in the hills above Stranraer. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 It's A Wonderful Life is on Netflix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Worse, chatting away to some girl completely oblivious to where I was (on a stretch of line I'm very familiar with). Was heading to Lairg to catch the only bus of the day to Durness. Overshot Lairg and ended up in Golspie. Worst bit is that it sat at the station for 5 mins waiting on another train to pass. Girl I was talking to never noticed the stop either. Got there in the end though! There are worse places to end up than Golspie, some fine P&B posters hail from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 A Scottish version of The Hills Have Eyes would be pretty sweet, actually. Bagsy me for Papa Jupiter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I am lying in a four poster bed in a castle and the sun is shining. Life is good today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 ^^^^ Probably in 'the nick'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I am lying in a four poster bed in a castle and the sun is shining. Life is good today. Chastity belt off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Nelson Mandelas auld room actually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Nelson Mandelas auld room actually Never fancied Robben Island really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Winnie enjoyed a good necklacing, not the pearl version mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 A Scottish version of The Hills Have Eyes would be pretty sweet, actually. Bagsy me for Papa Jupiter. Is it not loosely based on events involving Sawney Bean...which did in fact happen in Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Is it not loosely based on events involving Sawney Bean...which did in fact happen in Scotland? Did not exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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