19QOS19 Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Off work until the 16th and away to Orlando on Friday. Yas! You lucky boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 There's been a wee b*****d fly buzzing around our holiday chalet since we arrived yesterday and it's been doing my absolute nut in. I just splattered the fucker all over the patio door and I'm absolutely delighted. I can relax now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My mate just texted to remind me of when he got me a congratulations on your wedding card from Jimmy Calderwood and friends. Must dig it out later. I bet it arrived in a Tan Envelope.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Rugster said: There's been a wee b*****d fly buzzing around our holiday chalet since we arrived yesterday and it's been doing my absolute nut in. I just splattered the fucker all over the patio door and I'm absolutely delighted. I can relax now. Thanks to the "Great Newton Mearns Fly Infestation" of 2017, i've become almost ninja-like in my swift and devastating take down technique. What I've discovered is that rather than going after the little shits with a rolled up magazine or newspaper, a tea towel, viciously flicked, gives you a longer reach, stuns them and allows you to deliver the Bruce Lee denouement whilst they lie stunned on the floor. Edited May 2, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 You should get one of those tennis rackets which electrocutes them, they're much more fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: You should get one of those tennis rackets which electrocutes them, they're much more fun. You cannot be serious? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 There's been a wee b*****d fly buzzing around our holiday chalet since we arrived yesterday and it's been doing my absolute nut in. I just splattered the fucker all over the patio door and I'm absolutely delighted. I can relax now. Please tell me it was "Flybhoy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It was thon "barbecue's" fault. I ignored your previous attempt to bait me regarding my barbeque and this fly matter. It's frankly beneath you and it saddens me to see you brought so low. Edited May 2, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Thanks to the "Great Newton Mearns Fly Infestation" of 2017, i've become almost ninja-like in my swift and devastating take down technique. What I've discovered is that rather than going after the little shits with a rolled up magazine or newspaper, a tea towel, viciously flicked, give you a longer reach, stuns them and allows you to deliver the Bruce Lee denouement whilst they lie stunned on the floor. I fucking hate them. Seriously if I was in the Mearns I would have moved out until that was cleared up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 There's another one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: I fucking hate them. Seriously if I was in the Mearns I would have moved out until that was cleared up. A work colleague also advised that they are unable to fly away from the suction of a vacuum cleaner, so you could jump about the house like a poundshop Ghostbuster, which was also fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You cannot be serious? https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/?iid=271871089546&&&adgroupid=39910041817&rlsatarget=pla-300869768295&abcId=1088896&adtype=pla&merchantid=101728049&poi=&googleloc=9046884&device=c&campaignid=805055692&crdt=0&chn=ps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/?iid=271871089546&&&adgroupid=39910041817&rlsatarget=pla-300869768295&abcId=1088896&adtype=pla&merchantid=101728049&poi=&googleloc=9046884&device=c&campaignid=805055692&crdt=0&chn=ps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: What have you got against fly swatting tennis rackets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 31 minutes ago, Rugster said: There's been a wee b*****d fly buzzing around our holiday chalet since we arrived yesterday and it's been doing my absolute nut in. I just splattered the fucker all over the patio door and I'm absolutely delighted. I can relax now. Butlin's isn't what it used to be, eh? 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: When's the return leg? It was last week. Can't believe you missed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: What have you got against fly swatting tennis rackets? His balls, usually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Moving to another flat on Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Moving to another flat on Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, locheedfcno1 said: Moving to another flat on Thursday. 1 minute ago, locheedfcno1 said: Moving to another flat on Thursday. I heard you the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Moving to another flat on Thursday. No need to boast, we all get it, you're a property magnate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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