Boghead ranter Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Current First Choice radio advert. 2 birds discussing "what's included in this All inclusive hotel then?" List of drinks, food, etc, and the last line "Is that lifeguard included?" The fact that there isn't a male-oriented equivalent advert with "Is the wee wid waitress included" annoys me more than it should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Fiancé, you say, yeah hand jobs, blow jobs, sex....all stop once married! I keep hearing this from people, sometimes in jest but other times fear not. I can understand why sex would decrease due to tiredness, lack of time/privacy after having children. Before having children, I don't understand why couples who live together aren't at it pretty much every night. It's the best thing either of you are going to do in a given day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: I can understand why sex would decrease due to tiredness, lack of time/privacy after having children. Before having children, I don't understand why couples who live together aren't at it pretty much every night. It's the best thing either of you are going to do in a given day Couples who live apart are at it every time they meet. Trust me. I've been married twice. Couples who live together bitch about toothpaste, the loo roll, whose turn it is to shop, whose turn it is to cook and a myriad of daily, inconsequential dross which sucks the life out of a one's libido. Ergo, if you want a frequent visit from Nat King, have a delightful and committed relationship but make sure you each have your own place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 20 hours ago, Rowan said: Fiancé, you say, yeah hand jobs, blow jobs, sex....all stop once married! Did you stop getting blow jobs once you were married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Being female..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 Mince and tatties for tea. Also wife made tattie soup last night. I'm moist for my dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Being female..... Did you stop dishing out the sookers when you got married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Mince and tatties for tea. Also wife made tattie soup last night. I'm moist for my dinner. A philpy-esque love of spuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Taps aff Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 'Taxi buses'. Where there's two in quick succession, but the one in front keeps sweeping up all the public scum, leaving you with a second one all to yourself as if it's one giant taxi just for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 3 stone off, fucking easy easy easy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: 3 stone off, fucking easy easy easy ^^^leg amputated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 35 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: 3 stone off, fucking easy easy easy Must have been some jobby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 I got a free ticket to the game at Hampden today and now I'm getting free beer. Could be worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Finally got the Fence finished today. Just the weeds to get out of the patio tommorow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Finally got the Fence finished today. Just the weeds to get out of the patio tommorow. You appear to have put the posts on the wrong side of that mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 No, no. I only put the slats up. That was the council that put the original fence up. With us being on the end terrace, I just wanted to close the big gaps off a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, philpy said: No, no. I only put the slats up. That was the council that put the original fence up. With us being on the end terrace, I just wanted to close the big gaps off a bit. Do you know what a spirit level is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 17 minutes ago, philpy said: Finally got the Fence finished today. Just the weeds to get out of the patio tommorow. Did the work let you have those pallets or did you nick them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Pallets?? No pallets there son. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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