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On 11/11/2017 at 12:29, SlipperyP said:

Thanks Pete, I sure your're just as good at kissing/loving as my wife.  Hope your're doing great, busy with the new work? Don't see you on here that much.

BTW can you not get @throbber a job, c***s desperate. 

Yeah, yet another new job, plus having the two kids now, keeps me very busy generally. Take it sleazy, P.

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34 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

That looks like Philadelphia on a digestive.  Get it to f**k.

It was delicious in fairness to my missus. Thicker base required in future though. Shall I put you down for a slice next time KB?

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On ‎11‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 16:21, sjc said:

My wife made a lemon cheesecake tonight. Sunday looks even better now.

 

On ‎12‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 08:54, sjc said:

Agreed. Has already been mentioned to the wife and duly noted by her. Tastes good though.

 

On ‎13‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 12:09, sjc said:

It was delicious in fairness to my missus. Thicker base required in future though. Shall I put you down for a slice next time KB?

She's reading the thread, isn't she?

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6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Posh b*****d,  go to the Beehive or the Rose and Crown.

Beehive is class :thumsup2

 

ok had a look, Wetherspoons (breakfast) rose and crown, duke of Northumberland, black garter, beehive, tapas, sound as a pound 

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33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

US Airforce use jet to draw cock and balls in the sky.

US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

Tremendous effort tbf.

Excellent

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Spoiled by this comment in the link:

But one householder told KREM 2 she was upset about having to explain to her children what the vapour trail's shape represented.

Who the f**k is too  embarrassed to say "It's a penis" to their weans?

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3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

It is, the Rose and Crown is one of only 2 pubs in the UK I have decided not to go in to when I had a closer look at it. An absolute midden.

Right, I’m getting the feeling you’re gonna get me stabbed sarge, I already have that kinda face you want to punch to start with. Meeting the Brother in law, I’ll take his advice on the R and C :lol:

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