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On 20/03/2024 at 10:44, Central Belt Caley said:

Trailer for the Acolyte released yesterday, think it’s set 100 years before the Phantom Menace. Hopefully should be good 

It's Kat Kennedy's star wars. 

It'll be garbage. 

Star Wars is just a hollowed out shell of itself now and Disney churn out series after series of badly written, identity-political heavy shows which are instantly forgettable.

 

 

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On 23/03/2024 at 14:48, velo army said:

It's Kat Kennedy's star wars. 

It'll be garbage. 

Star Wars is just a hollowed out shell of itself now and Disney churn out series after series of badly written, identity-political heavy shows which are instantly forgettable.

 

 

Have you seen "ANDOR"?

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2 minutes ago, DublinMagyar said:

Have you seen "ANDOR"?

No. I heard it was good though. 

Given the sheer volume of Star Wars which is being shat out by Disney it was inevitable that one of the myriad series wouldn't be shite. I also enjoyed series one and two of the Mandelorian. It wasn't utterly fantastic, but it was decent. The last scene with Skywalker was rubbish though and I reckon was a reaction to the utter gubbing that they'd taken about Luke's treatment in ROTJ. 

The three films were crap but one of the spinoffs was quite good. Two of the Mando series were good. Andor was apparently good.

Everything else has been obviously and (should be) embarrassingly bad. They're more interested in hiring activists who can push their narcissistic political agendas than competent writers who can tell good stories.

And there's fucking hunners of it.

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12 minutes ago, velo army said:

They're more interested in hiring activists who can push their narcissistic political agendas

What does this mean? I've thought all I've watched of it was shite other than Andor but I've never seen this outside the title of obese gentlemen's youtube videos so can you elaborate on something I might have missed

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4 hours ago, GHF-23 said:

What does this mean? I've thought all I've watched of it was shite other than Andor but I've never seen this outside the title of obese gentlemen's youtube videos so can you elaborate on something I might have missed

Ach to be honest I shouldn't use the term activist as it's applying a negative value to something that I feel is inherently positive. Activists are those who serve something larger than themselves and promote a cause to help others, generally speaking.

What we have in a lot of movies now (and especially Disney) is a lot of narcissistic self-insertion in the form of the "strong female character" which ironically is nothing of the sort as they have no character and whose behaviour apes the worst of the toxic male archetypes that they tend to disparage. Often the female characters are pretty obnoxious, smug and put down their male counterparts at every opportunity. Rey, to be fair, isn't an example of this, but she doesn't have any development, doesn't earn any powers or skills and exemplifies the "Mary Sue" archetype with sad accuracy. 

A lot of the promotion around the movies especially was overtly identity political. A lot of the chat around the shows too is a big move away from "patriarchal" Star Wars of old and more in the direction of female led stories. This isn't about serving the story, the world or the fans (80% of whom are male) rather than furthering a particular agenda. Disney don't seem to have any self awareness about this and continually churn out the same shite that is designed for a non-existent audience. There's a great middle ground here. You hire actual writers who are competent and ask them to write a female-led Star Wars story. You'd end up with a character (a la Ridley or Sarah Conner) who is enduring and popular because their character goes through a journey and shows vulnerability. What we have is a bunch of writers who hate the source material, dislike the existing fans and are committed to writing stoic female villains and telling us that they're heroes. 

I'm not even that into Star Wars by the way, but I see a thread running through not just Star Wars but other previously beloved stories (James Bond, Indiana Jones for example) being "deconstructed for modern audiences" and I'm finding it all a bit unpleasant.

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14 hours ago, velo army said:

Ach to be honest I shouldn't use the term activist as it's applying a negative value to something that I feel is inherently positive. Activists are those who serve something larger than themselves and promote a cause to help others, generally speaking.

What we have in a lot of movies now (and especially Disney) is a lot of narcissistic self-insertion in the form of the "strong female character" which ironically is nothing of the sort as they have no character and whose behaviour apes the worst of the toxic male archetypes that they tend to disparage. Often the female characters are pretty obnoxious, smug and put down their male counterparts at every opportunity. Rey, to be fair, isn't an example of this, but she doesn't have any development, doesn't earn any powers or skills and exemplifies the "Mary Sue" archetype with sad accuracy. 

 

A lot of the promotion around the movies especially was overtly identity political. A lot of the chat around the shows too is a big move away from "patriarchal" Star Wars of old and more in the direction of female led stories. This isn't about serving the story, the world or the fans (80% of whom are male) rather than furthering a particular agenda. Disney don't seem to have any self awareness about this and continually churn out the same shite that is designed for a non-existent audience. There's a great middle ground here. You hire actual writers who are competent and ask them to write a female-led Star Wars story. You'd end up with a character (a la Ridley or Sarah Conner) who is enduring and popular because their character goes through a journey and shows vulnerability. What we have is a bunch of writers who hate the source material, dislike the existing fans and are committed to writing stoic female villains and telling us that they're heroes. 

I'm not even that into Star Wars by the way, but I see a thread running through not just Star Wars but other previously beloved stories (James Bond, Indiana Jones for example) being "deconstructed for modern audiences" and I'm finding it all a bit unpleasant.

A lot more cogent than the aforementioned YouTube videos then! I think there's something to what you say, but I think you're maybe missing that adults are not the target market for any of this, except in the case of piggies who'll eat up any old slop as long as it has blasters, or edge cases like andor where they randomly decide to give a genuinely terrific writer license to make an espionage thriller series.

The product is otherwise overwhelmingly for kids so what could look like cynically or incompetently deployed poor character development etc could be a conscious choice to keep things easy for a young audience. Not completely convinced on that, and think it's largely mince either way, but just to add to your own thoughts 

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  • 1 month later...

Went to see The Phantom Menace in the cinema tonight, as I had never seen it on the big screen.

The pod race and Qui Gon v Darth Maul scrap looked tremendous, but by f**k does the first 3/4 of the film drag, and Jar-Jar is just so incredibly offensive on every single level. I had also forgotten how often they cut to a shot of him unnecessarily during serious scenes.

There was a trailer for The Acolyte at the end - looks pretty decent, although Carrie-Anne Moss’s character is clearly Trinity in Jedi robes.

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Quite enjoyed "tales of the empire" hopefully they utilise the nightsisters again in some future roles, and barris offee redemption was maybe slightly rushed but still an interesting take, again left it ambiguous for the future no doubt 

Finished bad batch as well, was fucking certain one of the special ops clones was gonna be tech but nah, ventress stole the show in her episode and they really need to use her more in other media, 

Good finish to it but again leaves gaping holes in that how the f**k did the rebellion not use guys like the bad batch in their fight, and the amount of clones still kicking about, you'd have thought they'd have been in the rebellion at some point 

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On 20/03/2024 at 10:44, Central Belt Caley said:

Trailer for the Acolyte released yesterday, think it’s set 100 years before the Phantom Menace. Hopefully should be good 

One episode down. Alright, apart from using a fire extinguisher to put out a fire...in space. 

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13 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

One episode down. Alright, apart from using a fire extinguisher to put out a fire...in space. 

I said much the same to my mate, it’s decent without blowing you away but think it’s got potential to be interesting. 
 

On another note, there’s a clip of one of the main actors in the Acolyte saying “Anakin blew up the Death Star” in multiple interviews and it’s sent Star Wars fans into meltdown :lol:

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If the Jedi's would actually fight her and not just use defensive moves it would've been over in the first 5 minutes. Apart from that it has an interesting story, with the Jedi's seemingly guilty of wrong doing for Mae to have been turned into an assassin with a grudge against them.

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7 hours ago, Venti said:

Bloody awful.

Probably up there with TLJ, Solo, Andor & Jar Jar Binks for worst Star Wars content.

I didn't like it but to include Andor and to a lesser extent Solo as your barometer of comparison is quite frankly, loco....

Re The Acolyte, when she referred to having to earn a "pay check" I couldn't quite believe they were content to use that term for earnings. Not that this was the worst thing about it....

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5 minutes ago, Pocketman said:

I didn't like it but to include Andor and to a lesser extent Solo as your barometer of comparison is quite frankly, loco....

Re The Acolyte, when she referred to having to earn a "pay check" I couldn't quite believe they were content to use that term for earnings. Not that this was the worst thing about it....

Solo & Andor (maybe Ashoka) are spin offs no one asked for & added nothing to canon.

Cassian Andor always felt shoehorned into Rogue One & pretty much an NPC who in no way warranted a stand alone series.

At this point its a scatter gun apporach where they feel that if they put enough Star Wars content out then something will be decent.

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10 minutes ago, Venti said:

Solo & Andor (maybe Ashoka) are spin offs no one asked for & added nothing to canon.

Cassian Andor always felt shoehorned into Rogue One & pretty much an NPC who in no way warranted a stand alone series.

At this point its a scatter gun apporach where they feel that if they put enough Star Wars content out then something will be decent.

I've just finished Andor and have to disagree with you completely. It's the best of the Disney+ shows so far for me, and I'm a big fan of The Mandalorian. Will watch The Acolyte once all the episodes are out.

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1 hour ago, Craig fae the Vale said:

I've just finished Andor and have to disagree with you completely. It's the best of the Disney+ shows so far for me, and I'm a big fan of The Mandalorian. 

yep. 

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Never have I been turned off a show as quickly as this one in the opening three minutes and the "attack me with all your strength" line. 

One review tagged this as Star Wars on the CW network and it's spot on. Awful dialogue, directing, action and everything else. 

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