Hedgecutter Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Around Holland, ex-Motherwell star Mitchell van der Gaag is commonly known as the 'Pannekoek' (Dutch Pancake) after a 20 tonne block of concrete fell on him in a construction site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Swansea is spherical, The flat earth people have been hushing that up since 1953 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 In a recent survey, 17% of Americans thought the Bristol Channel was actually called the Swan Sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 The acronym BBC initially stood for Biased British C**ts but even the establishment realised that they wouldn't get away with that so a less controversial name was chosen.Their intial goals of only reporting all that is good with being British still remains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 There a 90%+ chance that Scotland will qualify for the next Euros. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: There a 90%+ chance that Scotland will qualify for the next Euros. That simply means the next grant we get from the EU will not be in Pounds Sterling. Big Deal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) Scotland is the 2nd smallest nation in Europe after Spain. * *this might not have been me that made this up Spoiler Edited October 8, 2017 by stumigoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 God was originally going to call his eldest son 'Grant' until the Romans got involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 12 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: God was originally going to call his eldest son 'Grant' until the Romans got involved. Not the Romans, the Wise Men. One of them stood in some donkey shit as they entered the stable and he said, "Oh, Jesus Christ!" And Mary turned to Joseph... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 "Scotland failed to qualify for the World Cup because of bad genetics" G. Strachan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Stevie Wonder is a huge fan of the long running radio 4 soap 'The Archers', and fulfilled a longtime dream by appearing on the show as a non speaking extra last year. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) 24 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Stevie Wonder is a huge fan of the long running radio 4 soap 'The Archers', and fulfilled a longtime dream by appearing on the show as a non speaking extra last year. He did so well in the role that he returned in the role for 5 recurring episodes culminating in his final appearance as 'blind man falls down stairs in the background at The Bull'. Stevie decided to end his appearances at that time as he felt he was being typecast. Edited October 12, 2017 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlton Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Earlier today 1) That I was blind and unable to see anything on my computer screen 2) That I couldn't read or write and thereby unable to write down given instructions 3) That I was locked in the toilet against my will These false facts were given over the phone to Jordan calling from Microsoft Technical dept about computer problems. Jordan apparently didn't appreciate my piss taking as he advised me to go and f**k myself up the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Peter Andre gave HRH The Queen an STD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Peter Andre gave HRH The Queen an STD And not the other way round as Pete Waterman would have had you believe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Because of a last minute production faux pas, Blur's 'Song 2' was accidentally made the third song on their album 'Blur', which itself was only given this name because of somebody accidentally pasting the band name into the album title box. The band then publicly said that they'd just "roll with it", which Oasis quickly used as a song title to ridicule their southern Britpop rivals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 The lyrics woohoo from this song was based around his first experience of shandy when he was 27. He came back to the studio so drunk and made the typo and in a rock and roll fashion decided to just roll with it. He went into rehab for two years as a result and now only drinks cremola foam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 For those who have noticed that our passing places use a seemingly random selection of square and diamond roadsigns, the square ones were produced for the UK whilst diamond ones intended for the Isle of Man and Channel Island dependencies. The Scottish Highlands have a subordinate number of the latter due to overproduction. Also, somebody who makes signs is known as a Conicieter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 31/10/2017 at 11:02, Hedgecutter said: For those who have noticed that our passing places use a seemingly random selection of square and diamond roadsigns, the square ones were produced for the UK whilst diamond ones intended for the Isle of Man and Channel Island dependencies. The Scottish Highlands have a subordinate number of the latter due to overproduction. Also, somebody who makes signs is known as a Conicieter. I must be a Conicieter then because I'm making a sign at you right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Carl Douglas's 1974 hit single was originally titled Feng Shui Fighting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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