Facts you made up

[wellinwigan]

Dave Lee Travis ex dj and yewtree star invented the wine gum

[Nkomo-A-Gogo]

After Johnnie Beatties quiz show "now you see it" was cancelled in 1986 the machine was redeployed as the UKs first motorway electronic traffic sign on the M62 outside Tingley until 1993 when nesting Wood pigeons caused irreparable damage.

[GordonD]

Lorne sausage was invented during the Napoleonic Wars when an army orderly accidentally sat on the Duke of Wellington's breakfast then had to explain to him what that funny square stuff was.

[GordonD]

The song 'Danny Boy' is about an old man in an Irish village seeing his son off to an Old Firm game.

It was originally thought that 'Danny' was his only son, until it was pointed out that old men in Ireland don't have 'only sons' because they breed like fucking rabbits.

[D.A.F.C]

Management was invented by mental sanitariums to put psychopaths back into the community.

[Hedgecutter]

Over half of all personally sent mail does not meet the correct postage price, usually as the result of people using out of date stamp books that haven't been used for at least a year.

[Nkomo-A-Gogo]

James Earl Jones demanded such a high fee for his role in Return of the jedi that producers decided to piece together his dialogue from the previous two films.
The few remaining lines were created by Terry Nutkins talking into a kitchen roll tube.

[Shandon Par]

David Bellamy had Terry Nutkins stuffed and uses him as a coffee table and also as his lover. 

[dee_62]

Darth Vadar's first screen appearance was during an episode of Blue Peter in the late 60s. Valerie Singleton using him as a tailor's dummy.

[L. Brilliant]

Simon Stainrod's parents enjoyed a long and romantic courtship while living in Kirkcaldy and Leven respectively. To celebrate this memory they decided to give their son the middle name 'Standing'

[nsr]

The island nation of Madagascar has unsuccessfully appealed on no less than 4 occasions to be recognised as a separate continent from Africa.

Edited April 5, 2018 by nsr

[D.A.F.C]

Simon Stainrod's parents enjoyed a long and romantic courtship while living in Kirkcaldy and Leven respectively. To celebrate this memory they decided to give their son the middle name 'Standing'

Simon's car loving cousin named his son Hotrod Stainrod

[tamthebam]

On 22/01/2018 at 22:46, wellinwigan said:

Eric Bristow ex darts player is actually pnb regular Flybhoy

Since yesterday Flybhoy posts on P&B by ouija board only. 

[Fullerene]

On ‎05‎/‎04‎/‎2018 at 16:08, nsr said:

The island nation of Madagascar has unsuccessfully appealed on no less than 4 occasions to be recognised as a separate continent from Africa.

A recent survey found that 43% of Americans thought hybrid cars were manufactured in Madagascar.

[Fullerene]

.. and that ties were made by some country in South East Asia

[D.A.F.C]

The Russian supposed chemical weapons attack is a cover up by a Salisbury Indian restaurant who served out of date curry.
After WW3 TripAdvisor will be none the wiser.

[topcat(The most tip top)]

At the Papal Conclave of 2013 Jorge Mario Bergoglio was chosen by the college of cardinals within two hours

The conclave lasted till the next day thanks to his insistence on defying the initial vote and becoming Pope Francis and not “Popey McPopeface” as 80% of first round voters insisted

[GordonD]

The Queen has the letters A C A B tattooed on the knuckles of her right hand, the result of a drunken dare with Princess Margaret on VE Night.

This is why she always wears gloves in public.

[Fullerene]

15 minutes ago, GordonD said:

The Queen has the letters A C A B tattooed on the knuckles of her right hand, the result of a drunken dare with Princess Margaret on VE Night.

This is why she always wears gloves in public.

She wears gloves in public so the police can never get any fingerprints.
Otherwise they would be able to solve several jewelry heists.

Apparently, the collection of crown jewels has been growing steadily over the years and barely anyone has noticed and those that have are keeping quiet.

[GordonD]

Paul Chuckle will be Dec's co-presenter on the next series of I'm a Celebrity, thus solving two problems in one go.