pittsburgh phil Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 In 1975 Buzz Aldrin had Full Consensual Sexual intercourse with Jane Fonda, Nancy Reagan and OJ Simpson after a game of contract bridge was abandoned because of bad lightHe also allegedly then went on to have non consensual sex with a NASA chimp, a nearby donkey, a sofa cushion and a watermelon before declaring himself 'pretty much spent'.In his autobiography he remembers it as a 'helluva night, a real rooty tooter'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Buzz Aldrin got very excited when he was shown how the lunar module would insert itself into the command module. He had to be shown five times. They only agreed to show him a sixth time if he took his hands out of his pockets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Space raiders are made in space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Bran Flakes are made from 3eyed ravens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 There’s a direct bus service from Burntisland to Currie but you have to change three times in the other direction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Zippy, from Rainbow fame, only ever got his mouth zipped shut on 7 occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 The causeway to Cramond Island gets covered with water not because of the tides but because the landlord of the Cramond Inn can make it go up and down on hydraulic rams whenever he feels like it. Around three-quarters of the people who have been stranded on the island in the last five years pissed him off in one way or another. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 The official music video for Simple Minds hit single, Alive and kicking, was filmed on location on Kinnoull Hill overlooking Perth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 World famous escapologist Harry Houdini spent 18 months banged up in Barlinie after being found guilty of 789 charges of housebreaking which occurred over the course of a long weekends vacation in Burntisland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) A season after 'retiring' from Motherwell, Dougie Arnott signed for Equatoguinean Primera Division side 'The Panthers' where he became a nationwide household name over three seasons. Once fluent in French, this was followed up with a brief TV career in where he became the 'Jeremy Kyle of Central Africa ' before ratings bombed and he returned to Scotland where he invested his celebrity riches in a number of pubs. Additionally, his Lanarkshire home is the only place in Europe where one can view an African Palm Civet, which he keeps as a pet. Edited October 12, 2018 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) I once wrestled an anaconda for four days, then I realised I was masturbating. Edited October 12, 2018 by D.A.F.C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Fibs about masturbatorial prowess make your teeth fall out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Spoiler God invented the Snow globe when he decided to realign the earths axis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 NASA astronaut training includes a module on fellatio in space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Before becoming famous Ben Shephard was originally a shepherd, Tom Baker was originally a baker, Dennis Taylor was originally a Tailor , Terry Butcher was originally a butcher, but unfortunately Gerard Butler has always been a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Ross Tokely played sloth from the goonies in a low budget highland remake of the goonies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Inspired by another thread elsewhere . Brian Reid is a skillfull and tactically astute manager , who was wantonly overlooked in the last search for a Scotland manager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 In an attempt to outdo their previous year's success with their 'Calendar Girls' style charity calendar, where members posed naked behind strategically placed items, Sudbury Women's Institute decided to produce a hardcore version for 2016.It was a runaway hit, in particular September's now infamous 'Razzle pile up' photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Former Motherwell and Dundee player Maros Klimpl is now the president of Slovakia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 1 hour ago, pittsburgh phil said: In an attempt to outdo their previous year's success with their 'Calendar Girls' style charity calendar, where members posed naked behind strategically placed items, Sudbury Women's Institute decided to produce a hardcore version for 2016. It was a runaway hit, in particular September's now infamous 'Razzle pile up' photo. And the cucumber from March's photo was sold on Ebay for more than the entire sum raised by the 2015 calendar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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