Facts you made up

[bishopburn boy]

The Romans’ built hadrians wall to show off their construction and brick laying skills in the hope of attracting bridge building and bypass contracts further north , it appears sadly they would have been the sounder choice 

 

[ah-dee]

The Romans’ built hadrians wall to show off their construction and brick laying skills in the hope of attracting bridge building and bypass contracts further north , it appears sadly they would have been the sounder choice 
 

thats daft. everyone knows hadrains wall was built to breed out the ginger gene. nearly worked as well but domeone smuggled a guy called Ogg south and he had the sexual powers of a stag and the looks of a god

[BillyAnchor]

Calum Kennedy once turned down a tour of the States supporting Elvis as he had to cut the peats for his granny.

[banana]

Fran Healy of Scotch rockers Travis is notorious for smelling like Revels.

[GordonD]

Steve McFadden (Phil Mitchell out of EastEnders) has the world's largest collection of Pokémon cards.

[Tony Ferrino]

After completing the filming of her series' about Britain's most historic towns, Professor Alice Roberts is asking for suggestions for her follow-up. "Britain's Most Horrific Towns".

[Melanius Mullarkey]

None of the Doric based comedy trio Scotland the What actually came from the north east of Scotland.

Two were Welsh and one was Afro Caribbean who “whited up” for each performance.

[D.A.F.C]

25 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said:

After completing the filming of her series' about Britain's most historic towns, Professor Alice Roberts is asking for suggestions for her follow-up. "Britain's Most Horrific Towns".

Soon to be followed by ‘hot chicks with ginger pubes’.

[Florentine_Pogen]

Molly Weir has a songwriting credit, along with members of the modern beat combo Queen, for a song called “Flash”.

 

[dee_62]

A magnet, heated to 73.1 degrees centigrade in a mixture of bicarbonate of soda, lemon juice, fairy liquid and sea water will lose its magnetic properties for 24 hours.

[BillyAnchor]

A Broadway musical featuring the songs of Boney M will make it's British premier in Drumnadrochit

[Bold Rover]

5 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

A Broadway musical featuring the songs of Boney M will make it's British premier in Drumnadrochit

Show Me A Motion.

[D.A.F.C]

Dropping mentos into Coca Cola makes the glass magnetic.

[wellinwigan]

Former motherwell keeper Hugh Sproat invented the powdered drink creamola foam 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

The average adult consumes 500g of kettle flakes during their lifetime. 

[Newbornbairn]

The average adult produces approx 3lbs of earwax per ear in their lifetime, enough to sculpt a lifesize replica of Greyfriars Bobby.

[GordonD]

Queen Victoria was a Third Lanark supporter and used to attend at least one game a season disguised as a man (as women at football matches was frowned upon in the 1890s). Her cover was almost blown following a 5-1 home defeat by Renton when, on leaving at full time, she was overheard telling her companion "We are not amused!"

[Fullerene]

Actually that was more because she had been lured up to Scotland to see Kingussie.
She thought she was going to meet a possible future husband.

Instead she had to watch a disappointing game of shinty on a cold wet day in January.

[bishopburn boy]

3 hours ago, NewBornBairn said:

The average adult produces approx 3lbs of earwax per ear in their lifetime, enough to sculpt a lifesize replica of Greyfriars JOBBY.

Ftfy 

[BillyAnchor]

When Salman Rushdie was in hiding from the Muslims who protested his book he started a new novel that was never finished. It was going to be called Buddha was a fat b*****d