Dee Dee Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Mr Kipling not only made very good cakes but also starred in over 40 adult movies. According to a review of one of his movies, Ice My Buns, Kipling was "hung like a pit pony" and could "go like a sewing machine". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Mr Kipling not only made very good cakes but also starred in over 40 adult movies. According to a review of one of his movies, Ice My Buns, Kipling was "hung like a pit pony" and could "go like a sewing machine". The "Bakewell Tart" is actually named after Joan Bakewell, who was his first on-screen partner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynwa12346 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 New tory policies will be set predominantly by posters on the gen nonsense forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Possession is actually 5/6th of the law and not 9/10ths. In Barcelona possession was recently changed to 39/40 of the law, because Xavi and Iniesta's possession stats were so high that they were technically criminals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) Thomas Crapper didn't actually invent the flush toilet, it was German polymath Braun Fluscher. Edited May 14, 2015 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) Mr Kipling not only made very good cakes but also starred in over 40 adult movies. According to a review of one of his movies, Ice My Buns, Kipling was "hung like a pit pony" and could "go like a sewing machine". This is why most of my ex partners called me needle dick. Edited May 15, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Nicola Sturgeon used to be a big name on the underground graffiti scene and went by the tag name 'Nicstur'.She has several pieces which can be seen on leaving Glasgow Central high level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Indie rockers James named themselves after 9ft former Falkirk, Hearts and St Johnstone defender Kevin James. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 More owls suffer from clinical depression than humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 More owls suffer from clinical depression than humans. Ospreys have been known to have prolonged episodes of mania lasting up to 3 months at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 More owls suffer from clinical depression than humans. Owls suffer humans? The term 'grammar Nazi' was coined by Cliff Thorburn in a 1970s snooker contract dispute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Per Mertesacker refuses to play unless the match balls have been soaked in children's tears, Arsenal send Danny Welbeck out to bully children to collect them to fill a tank at the Emirates. At away games this is what the team water bottles are filled with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Steven Anderson warms up by booting a football at the face of a ball boy before telling him to man up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Terry hurlock has women's eyes.......... In his fridge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Obscure Roman General Decius was the first to suggest building a wall between Bo'ness and Dumbarton. This is why the Antonine Wall should really be called the AntandDecanine Wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 This is why most of my ex partners called me needle dick. Wee willy fast arse. Back on topic, who here remembers finding ripped up porn mags and white dog toffee in the park, when you were young? It was no coincidence they disappeared from view at the same time. The culprit, well culprits, were a strange creature going by the name of Chazena, chingus wankerous. They had the body and build of a hyena and they all, females included, had the head, and face, with a similarity to Charlie Sheens. There were rare, but unconfirmed sitings, of a species with John Aldridge heads. They were strictly nocturnal and lived off a diet of bongo mags and industrial strength amphetamines. No one, really knows, how they died out and there are a shed load of theories out there. My favourite, and most feasible, is the birth of the Internet starved them of half there dietary needs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 A little known fact is that Wayne Rooney hasn't actually had a hair transplant at all. His new sudden burst of extreme hair growth is solely down to the placebo effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 It's not generally known that Steven Gerrard was an Arbroath fan when young. He used to enjoy reading about Jimmy Fotheringham and Alan McKenna while delivering the Courier to an exiled Dundonian on his paper round. His prize possession is an Arbroath strip signed by Derek Steel that he bought off e-bay for a then record price of £3.25 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Steven Gerrard bought his first set of football boots from the proceeds of a burglary. He stole goods from the home of former Mighty Wah! frontman Pete Wylie, including a bronze disc presented for sales of hit single "Sinful", with a value of £86. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dodds Dads Dead Dog Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Gordon Dalziel invented Mothers Day. He was going to call it Brothers Day but he's not got a brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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