Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, buchan30 said: Earthquake of earthquake/typhoon/natural disasters wwf fame. Chose his name, not purely to go with his tag team partner, but because he was actually conceived during an earthquake. Rhythm method interrupted? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 "Deliveroo" is Aborigine for "dangerous twat on two wheels" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 John terry isn’t a scumbag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 The Jackson Five had great success with the song ABC. Not so for follow up songs DEF, GHI or JKL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: The Jackson Five had great success with the song ABC. Not so for follow up songs DEF, GHI or JKL. Maybe they should have covered the Crash Test Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 London Calling was originally written by Tiger Tim Stevens with the intention it would be sung by the Bay City Rollers. When they turned it down he gave it to the Clash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 3 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: London Calling was originally written by Tiger Tim Stevens with the intention it would be sung by the Bay City Rollers. When they turned it down he gave it to the Clash. It was originally called Kirkcaldy Calling and the Bay City Rollers did have go at it but it didn't really work for them. When it was passed on to the Clash they had no idea where Kirkcaldy was so they changed it to London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 The beegees scottish tribute band are the weegies Greatest hits are, you should be stabbing and buckfast fever 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Once everyone has been vaccinated, they will also be given a copy of neil diamonds sweet caroline song. This will propel it to number one in the uk charts to commemorate us being able to touch hands again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Rolling Stone magazine voted Rod Stewart's Ole ola the greatest rock song of the 70's decade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Clingfilm was invented by a scientist from Glasgow as a practical joke on his assistant - he put it over the top of the toilet bowl. However his assistant had the last laugh as he thought of using it to wrap food and made millions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said: Rolling Stone magazine voted Rod Stewart's Ole ola the greatest rock song of the 70's decade. That is not quite true. It came second. The winner was the jingle for the "Shake and Vac" advert. Freddie Mercury was not pleased. He had also written a jingle for the same product but the company said it was far too over-elaborate for a TV advert. In the end, he change the lyrics a bit and released it as a single called "Bohemian Rhapsody". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Scottish juniors only American player, Jedidiah J. Jackson IV, has a clause in his contract that he gets an extra 10% pay every time he leads in soccerball assists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 George Friedrich Handel was allergic to Pickled Eggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 A young Neil Lennon watched Crackerjack every Friday shouting Crackerjack every time they said Crackerjack.(Crackerjack). He would constantly write to them and enter competitions all in the hope of winning a Crackerjack pencil. (Crackerjack). Some intern at the Beeb had been out on the sauce and arrived at work quite hungover. She saw one of his letters and decided to make his day. By mistake, she sent him a Blue Peter badge (she was responsible for sending gifts for both shows in addition to finding very young children for the celebrities to violate). The young ginger was distraught when it arrived and he vowed one day to manage the club with the greatest fans in the world and get it right up the bowling club members that made up 97.3% of the supporters of ra peepel. The rest is history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Prior to Nicolaus Otto improving on the Lenoir engine by introducing a compression phase, internal combustion engines were so feeble that they were measured in Squirrelpower rather than Horsepower. 1 Squirrelpower was defined as the potential energy stored in the King’s favourite squirrel after it had climbed an oak tree powered by the energy of one acorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Deacon Blue once went to film a video in Dunoon but got so pished on the boat they just stayed on it all day going back and forth before spending the night in Gourock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Gourock, Gifnock and Greenock are currently thought to be only two and a half places. No mathematician has been able to count them accurately 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Deacon Blue once went to film a video in Dunoon but got so pished on the boat they just stayed on it all day going back and forth before spending the night in Gourock.The original version of dignity was called dinghy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axle Grease Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 On 21/09/2020 at 11:07, Hedgecutter said: The expressions "things have gone south" and "things have gone downhill" both originate from west Fife where the road from Saline down to Oakley is emblematic of a journey from good to bad. @DA Baracus Eta: furthermore, the term 'yob' can be traced back to Oakley where the 'Young Oakley Boys' firm would frequently graffiti YOB around neighbouring villages and towns of the west Fife area. 'one, two, three' 'who are we' 'we are the mental Y-O-B' 'with a Y and an O and a capital B' 'we are the boys from Oak-a-lee' So went the song many moons ago. ' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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