Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 And how In the f**k would you know he has a tiny pee pee? I have a Dundonian wife. She tells me Dundonian men are hung like hamsters but still get shags because women like a man who makes them laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I trust there are no derogatory references to the football team which I support? Good, look forward to reading it. I speak favourably of United. No really, I do. Just cancelled my Amazon order and re ordered from Teckle. Hope I'll still get my letter from Jocky since I first placed an order days ago! I've been informed I was mistaken in saying it's the first 100 that get a letter. Anyone who orders before the end of the month gets one. Given that sales are now past the 100 mark and it's only the 18th, I can see there being a whole lot of letter writing on the horizon. I'll write you a good aine, Willie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I've been informed I was mistaken in saying it's the first 100 that get a letter. Anyone who orders before the end of the month gets one. Given that sales are now past the 100 mark and it's only the 18th, I can see there being a whole lot of letter writing on the horizon. I'll write you a good aine, Willie. So it's not just a standard letter with "Dear Sir/Madam/Cunto (delete as applicable) at the top? Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 So it's not just a standard letter with "Dear Sir/Madam/Cunto (delete as applicable) at the top? Excellent. If everyone's agreeable I'd like to blag this by simply offering a personalised 'Hiya ________! Hiya pal!' Girls and handsome men will get a 'X' tae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I've been informed I was mistaken in saying it's the first 100 that get a letter. Anyone who orders before the end of the month gets one. Given that sales are now past the 100 mark and it's only the 18th, I can see there being a whole lot of letter writing on the horizon. I'll write you a good aine, Willie. Good man. I,m off this afternoon to look round the art shops for a suitable frame, surely such a piece of literature must be suitably mounted, framed and put in a prominent position in the williea hoose! Maybe Reynard would do " mates rates " for p&b'rs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Maybe Reynard would do " mates rates " for p&b'rs? I'm betting lefties would get a buckled frame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I just checked the Teckle Books webpage so that I could share and like the new book with my fellow morons on FB and followers on Twitter. Can you believe there are no links to social media? No. Me neither. I'm beginning to wonder if there really is a book now. I think I may just order it from Amazon. At least I know I won't get a book but I can like and share it on Facebook and it might get more likes and less bad things will happen in the world today. Get it sorted cunto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I just checked the Teckle Books webpage so that I could share and like the new book with my fellow morons on FB and followers on Twitter. Can you believe there are no links to social media? No. Me neither. I'm beginning to wonder if there really is a book now. I think I may just order it from Amazon. At least I know I won't get a book but I can like and share it on Facebook and it might get more likes and less bad things will happen in the world today. Get it sorted cunto! Will be added in the near future eindhovendee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 The Man Booker Prize 2014. Jocky Scott collects the award on behalf of Barry, says just one word, 'teckle', before jet packing through the nearest fire exit with Mariella Frostrup under his arm. Telling ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Will order this soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 If everyone's agreeable I'd like to blag this by simply offering a personalised 'Hiya ________! Hiya pal!' Girls and handsome men will get a 'X' tae. <<< extremely handsome man I'm therefore expecting a minimum of three kisses on the end of this letter, maybe a couple of hugs too. In fact I definitely want hugs too. In fact, if I don't get "xoxox" at the end of this letter I'll be raging. There's a good chance I might end up fucking shit up, there may well be a full scale riot here. Do you want that on your conscience do you Barry? Do you? DO YOU? Didn't think so. <<< Really looking forward to this letter. Possibly too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Ordered. Glad to see Grant's on here to now so's we ken wha's in cherge here like. I'm really really really looking forward to this and my personalised letter arriving, me laughing my heid aff and my family not knowing the cause of this and subsequently carting me off to Ailsa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Will order it tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Ordered. Even if the book's utter shite, I will still take heart from the fact that I'm putting money into a soond c**t like DB's coffer. But I'm sure the book won't be shite anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Ordered. Glad to see Grant's on here to now so's we ken wha's in cherge here like. I'm really really really looking forward to this and my personalised letter arriving, me laughing my heid aff and my family not knowing the cause of this and subsequently carting me off to Ailsa. He gets telt on a daily basis. I was regularly reduced to tears at it anyway. My missus banned me from reading it in the same room as her due to my shrieks of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm looking forward to the steamy follow up, "50 shades of jute" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I was regularly reduced to tears at it anyway. My missus banned me from reading it in the same room as her due to my shrieks of laughter. Sounds like a convenient excuse to get away from you, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Can't believe I missed this thread. Elbow-dropped the pre-order button to make sure it gets here twice as hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'll buy it as long as no money ever makes its way into the pocket of the second "arty type" listed on your website Bazza. The lanky Derry b*****d streak of pish should get back to working at the tip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeckleBooks Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Sounds like a convenient excuse to get away from you, IMO. And after I said you had lost weight as well. But, yes. That is a possible explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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