yoda Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Only if Brad Pitt plays Lloyd and George Clooney is Jocky! I'd pay to watch that. Clooney could be Jocky. Get Brian Cox's voice dubbed over and we're onto a winner. I've yet to buy the book but the synopsis sounds like total Hollywood would love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 As well as this week's Off the Ball I have another radio appearance in the new year. I'm headed down to London to appear on Talksport on 17th Jan. It's a Friday afternoon, not sure whose show that is. "A' we hear is Radio Teckle *clap-clap*..." I imagine it will be Hawksbee and Jacobs you'll be on. They are sound cuntos and will probably appreciate the Scottish football banter a bit more than most on that station. They have a fake old school Scottish manager called Alan McNee on the show Monday's to review the EPL from the weekend. I'm not sure who plays the character, but he's definitely cut from the same comedic cloth as yourself Baz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Two peas in a topless pod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Just got last copy off the shelf on Perth Waterstones for faithers festive gift. Get them telt to stock more copies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Just got last copy off the shelf on Perth Waterstones for faithers festive gift. Get them telt to stock more copies.I didn't make it in there today, so having seen this I've ordered 2 copies through the website.Moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Loving the book so far. Don't want it to finish. My thoughts so far.... E'hm nae breaking the clubbie rules at the Fairmiur Club cunto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 The look of fear that fell over the table as we all piled in was priceless. My favourite bit was someone standing behind Matt Lockwood, resting their hands on his shoulders and telling Barry Smith, "Dinnae let this c**t tak' any mair penalties fur f**k sake." Ken. I had to doublecheck the P&B timestamp myself. 10th Feb 2010 was when chapter one was posted. As well as this week's Off the Ball I have another radio appearance in the new year. I'm headed down to London to appear on Talksport on 17th Jan. It's a Friday afternoon, not sure whose show that is. "A' we hear is Radio Teckle *clap-clap*..." Are they paying expenses? Insist on staying here: http://www.sohohouse.com/venues/hotels/dean-street-townhouse You have to set the right tone from the start if you're going to make a success of the literary media hoor game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It's Jocky mania this Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Just got last copy off the shelf on Perth Waterstones for faithers festive gift. Get them telt to stock more copies. Went into waterstones today and was informed the book was now no longer in production and has been removed from their shelves. I asked if she knew how I could get a copy and when she shrugged her shoulder I had to control the jockiness and walk out the shop. Barry can you confirm if teckle books still have copies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I am nearing the end. It is maist, maist teckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Are they paying expenses? Insist on staying here: http://www.sohohouse.com/venues/hotels/dean-street-townhouse You have to set the right tone from the start if you're going to make a success of the literary media hoor game. I'm booked into the Sound c**t suite at the Grosvenor. Went into waterstones today and was informed the book was now no longer in production and has been removed from their shelves. I asked if she knew how I could get a copy and when she shrugged her shoulder I had to control the jockiness and walk out the shop. Barry can you confirm if teckle books still have copies? f**k knows what that's all about, mizfit. The lassie's talking out her arse. Copies are available via the Teckle Books website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Went into waterstones today and was informed the book was now no longer in production and has been removed from their shelves. I asked if she knew how I could get a copy and when she shrugged her shoulder I had to control the jockiness and walk out the shop. Barry can you confirm if teckle books still have copies? I'll sell you my mint condition, 1st edition copy, signed by the author himself. £250. If you want my letter it's £350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I'll sell you my mint condition, 1st edition copy, signed by the author himself. £250. If you want my letter it's £350 £325 and you have yourself a deal, mister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 £325 and you have yourself a deal, mister. SOLD! To the man at the back with the fabulous hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 It's Jocky mania this Christmas! A knowing grin if ever there was one. Imagine the signing. Someone enquires as to who might be in cherge. Subsequently gets telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Finished. Was nearly greetin at the end. Absolutely outstanding stuff. Well done Barry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Ma letter fae Jocky , aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 A thought provoking tale, interspersed with sexual deviancy, violence, and tangerine c***s getting 'telt'. 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Looking forward to Off the Ball!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Amazon helpful as ever by telling me this is 'unavailable'. She's just going to be given the link to tecklebooks website, f**k this. I'm determined I'm getting this for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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