Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Reported. Mocking a serious illness isn't acceptable. See when folk advise other posters that they have reported them it reminds me of the Spectrum game 'School Daze' and the irritating suck up who started all of his complaints by saying, "Please Sir, I cannot tell a lie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I was bored on a nightshift a few weeks ago and was looking back through posts that I'd given green dots to and found this beauty from Reynard Hadn't realised you could do that. I've read some very funny things on this website over the years. I'm about half way through my green-dot archive at the moment, and my favourite post so far might be Swampy dismissing an Ad Lib argument simply by calling him "Horace Broon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 See when folk advise other posters that they have reported them it reminds me of the Spectrum game 'School Daze' and the irritating suck up who started all of his complaints by saying, "Please Sir, I cannot tell a lie." The trick was the punch him when the teacher had his back turned, then he'd get lines for "telling tales" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I was bored on a nightshift a few weeks ago and was looking back through posts that I'd given green dots to and found this beauty from Reynard I didn't know I could do that. Found this absolute topper from ex-mentalist Celtic poster (and possible alias) Beyemystic regarding the sinister forces of bigotry at work in the Football Manager stats: Stuart, what are the chances of Aiden McGeady recieving a realistic rating this year - ie. one not motivated by malice? Surely the Republic of Ireland researcher should assume responsibility for Aiden. I think I am right in saying that the likes of Shala and Sandaza, for example, were designated stats by the German and Spanish research teams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioslave Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 If this thread was just the boy listing the posters in the top 50, none of this "sand in vagina" nonsense it'd be about 3 pages long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 On the subject of Reynard: This time of year is always marvellous. Its that time of year when fat fucks salivate over horrible polyester t-shirts made in far eastern sweatshops for about 40p. They then compare "the design" and pontificate over "the design", sometimes moaning that they cant get their crappy sportswear in time to go on their shitty package holiday in some god forsaken Spanish version of Butlins, where all they would have done was to waddle around some cholera ridden pool with their gut hanging out wearing cheap plastic flip flops to match their cheap polyester sportswear. Anyone not actually being paid to wear that stuff, or not participating in sporting activity should be kicked fucking hard right on the cock for looking like a w****r. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 On the subject of Reynard: Say what you like about the man, but he knows how to focus his unfettered rage on a subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Jesus. It's the least funny partridge tribute ever. Like I'm going to take advice from a web-footed jigsaw chewer who's been officially certified as the Number # 1 Fud in the history of this website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Reported. Mocking a serious illness isn't acceptable. Mocking a tedious c**t like you is though obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Mocking a tedious c**t like you is though obviously. Lighten up mate and since it's approaching the festive season can I take this opportunity to wish yourself and your family a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. #Makelovenotwar #Lifeoverbikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 On the subject of Reynard: That's the post I was thinking of in my write-up when I voted for him, I couldn't find it. Absolutely wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Have a Mars bar and cheer up. ^^ Doesn't understand the direct relationship between Blood Sugars/ Carbohydrates/ Mood swings. I'm enjoying my low-carb lifestyle and this is reflected in my postings. TBH, I don't believe you being a horrendous poster, the number # 1 Fud, and a Perthshire recluse is anything related to medicine. More you being a 5 star dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Reynard is definitely one I look out for especially when it comes to Saints. One of my favourite Saints supporting posters along with GAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Not a Mars bar guy? Bounty? Snickers? It's pretty hilarious that you attribute your clear mental illness towards diabetes. Still, I suppose you were that desperate not to get banned you had to come up with something. Wow, Standfree talking about mental illness shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Not a Mars bar guy? Bounty? Snickers? It's pretty hilarious that you attribute your clear mental illness towards diabetes. Still, I suppose you were that desperate not to get banned you had to come up with something. Nobody will be surprised that you revel in mocking mental illness, indeed the depression thread is soiled with your contributions. I await your witty retort probably name-checking some random chocolate bars. #Standard #Fuddish #Blacksheepofperthshire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Do you just search "mental illness" on here every day just so you can be offended? Do you use mental illness as a means to insult someone everyday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Reese's peanut butter cups are lovely, you should try them. Not sure you'll get them in whatever run-down shithole near Glasgow you live in though. ^^ Geography fail from the resident # 1 Fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Calling Crook of Devon "Perthshire" is a geography fail IMO. But your opinion isn't important to anyone or anything. I live in Perthshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Guys, guys, guys. Come on, stop it. Your both c***s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 ^^^ Geography fail Is that it. If all else fails copy/paste my posts. I live in south west Perthshire, absolutely nowhere near the Crook of Devon. I was born in Perthshire. I will die in Perthshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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