AldoLeon Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 On 20/08/2016 at 10:56, Alert Mongoose said: Forth. And, ladies and gentlemen. We have a winner...if you can call Forth a town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Deprived areas rather than worst towns, but probably still relevant: Ferguslie Park, Paisley named as most deprived area in Scotland http://www.gov.scot/Resource/0050/00504809.pdf Good to see Whitfield on this kind of list for about the 30th year running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 The west coast really is brutal isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Elgin is an utter cunthole, filled with people who have the weirdest accent ever, who think its still 2003. And it's a pain in the arse to get through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 13 minutes ago, banana said: Deprived areas rather than worst towns, but probably still relevant: Ferguslie Park, Paisley named as most deprived area in Scotland http://www.gov.scot/Resource/0050/00504809.pdf Good to see Whitfield on this kind of list for about the 30th year running. There's no way Merkinch is worse than some of the schemes in Alness. Not a chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Bit disappointed by Whitfield letting down my west of Haymarket theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 20 minutes ago, TheScarf said: There's no way Merkinch is worse than some of the schemes in Alness. Not a chance. The Ferry is an utter tip, full of the schemiest goblins known to man. Nowhere in the glorious county of Ross-shire even comes close. Hilton and Raigmore Estate are also probably worse than somewhere like Milnafua. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: The Ferry is an utter tip, full of the schemiest goblins known to man. Nowhere in the glorious county of Ross-shire even comes close. Hilton and Raigmore Estate are also probably worse than somewhere like Milnafua. Having lived in Hilton for a few years, I can safely confirm for both you and everyone else, that it's no where near as bad as Milnafua; a place I used to work in repairing the mess and damage the locals do to the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Milnafua sounds like some exotic resort on the Med. I looked it up on Googlemaps. How the hell is every street in Milnafua called "Milnafua" .. how can they get their giros through the post? Also note the possibly mobile DJ business at the top right. Might be a beastly place too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Milnafua sounds like some exotic resort on the Med. I looked it up on Googlemaps. How the hell is every street in Milnafua called "Milnafua" .. how can they get their giros through the post? Also note the possibly mobile DJ business at the top right. Might be a beastly place too. Alness is all like that. Each scheme is called a name and each house it just numbered. So like 124 Milnafua, 97 Westford, 18 Kirkside etc. A very strange place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 43 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Milnafua sounds like some exotic resort on the Med. I looked it up on Googlemaps. How the hell is every street in Milnafua called "Milnafua" .. how can they get their giros through the post? Also note the possibly mobile DJ business at the top right. Might be a beastly place too. What kind of redneck stuff is this? I remember talking to girls from Galway who said their telephone numbers back home only had 4 digits, that Google Maps pic is on a par with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Fat Joe da Gangsta said: What kind of redneck stuff is this? I remember talking to girls from Galway who said their telephone numbers back home only had 4 digits, that Google Maps pic is on a par with that. After he died, I found an old school diary in my Dad's stuff. His address and phone number were written on the front. The phone number was "Portadown 8". (Sorry to go off-topic, although to be fair, Portadown is also a shitehole, albeit not in Scotland). Edited August 31, 2016 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 BristolSent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 4 hours ago, TheScarf said: There's no way Merkinch is worse than some of the schemes in Alness. Not a chance. The Mansfield Estate in Tain and there is an estate in Invergordon who's name escapes me. Westford, Firhill and Milnafua in Alness. Do people from Glasgow and the Central belt think the worst most anti social headcases, criminals and sex offenders that get removed from their areas by the authorities vanish into thin air, no they end up in those places?. Some of these areas are so bad bus drivers are scared to drive through there on their routes due to the feral kids using them for target practice. Pity any tourist that gets lost looking for the whisky distilleries, you've seen that scene in the pub in Trainspotting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 (edited) My kids attend the primary school in Ferguslie Park. Loads of resources poured into it and the headteacher is good. Edited August 31, 2016 by Rowan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Rowan said: My kids attend the primary school in Ferguslie Park. Loads of resources poured into it and the head is good. Hope it's the teachers and not the kids that are sucking you off. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Yeah, that doesn't read well! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Hope it's the teachers and not the kids that are sucking you off. Yikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 There's no way Merkinch is worse than some of the schemes in Alness. Not a chance. I was raised in Merkinch #TelfordRoad and used to have to share Merkinch Primary with some of the tinkiest breeds I've ever seen. The Ferry is an absolute hovel, as is Wyvis Place, Glendoe Terrace. I agree with Alness also but for quantity of mink, The Ferry wins out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Yeah, that doesn't read well! Especially as you are a lady! Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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