ka202 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 My mates ex bird was knicknamed flora because she spreads easily. That was about 15 years ago, should see her now, absolutely stunning, living in Lanzarote as an estate agent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I worked with a guy a few years back who had a club foot and walked with a gait and with his foot pointing sideways who was cruelly and very politically incorrectly knicknamed 'the penalty taker' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I worked with a guy a few years back who had a club foot and walked with a gait and with his foot pointing sideways who was cruelly and very politically incorrectly knicknamed 'the penalty taker' A guy in Inverness has the same problem, but he's called Tony Through Ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Same story was told by an Airdrie fan on Off The Ball at the weekend... Magee in fibbing shocker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I worked with a guy a few years back who had a club foot and walked with a gait and with his foot pointing sideways who was cruelly and very politically incorrectly knicknamed 'the penalty taker' Was he paying it up weekly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I had a club foot once, the music kept me up at the weekends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 You're on fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Ok, show us.I can't do that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 A guy I was atsecondary school with was christened 'Squidgey' after somebody i my class found out that he had shat himself at primary school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I was at school with a guy nickednamed Bomber. A friend of mine from childhood has been called Fifa for as long as i can remember too. You can't just come out with nicknames, we need some sort of backstory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott666 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Some guy called Richie was nicknamed Matitsa, Matitsa Richie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Some guy called Richie was nicknamed Matitsa, Matitsa Richie. Mabawsa Ritchie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 47 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: My mate says there’s a guy in his work who’s nickname is simba, because his uncle killed his dad. A new runner has entered the race. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Noncy Drew. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Mabawsa RitchieI used to work with Chris and Stevie Aitken's old man Archie, he was also nicknamed Mabawsa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Playing football growing up, almost every team we played against had at least one guy (sometimes even 2 or 3) called 'Figo'. I sometimes wonder if this lasted into adult life for any of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcernedReferee Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Was playing a multiplayer game called Dota 2 and one of my team mates was called "Darren Mackies Header vs Dnipro" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddie Holly Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 worked with a guy with a stoop who was known as photo finish 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Only just noticed this thread. Apologies if this has already been posted. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Roy Fish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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